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Wonkette : We're Always Drunk In San Francisco: Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Great Northwest Great World Tour

Sat, 13 Sep 2014 23:31:39 +0000

If it's on a weekend i'll drag my ass out of the desert

Wonkette : Brave Minnesota Job Creator Takes Brave Stand Against Waitresses

Wed, 6 Aug 2014 21:13:49 +0000

We would ride the lift bridge up then jump off. Walt was the guy who operated it and he could tell you all about the St Croix valley sasquatch.

Wonkette : Brave Minnesota Job Creator Takes Brave Stand Against Waitresses

Wed, 6 Aug 2014 19:54:11 +0000

It was our drunken late night dump of choice back in the 80's because Perkins sucks. We used to jump into the St Croix off the crane across the tracks too. Damn, now I feel old :(

Wonkette : Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Cache Of Crazy

Sun, 3 Nov 2013 00:22:06 +0000

Ya know, @_FloridaMan is on the twitter. He's a very busy man.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Betraying Ur Native Soil!

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:06:57 +0000

I was in St Paul a few weeks ago and I didn't drink any of the water. Was drinking whiskey at Costello's, then The Liffy and ended up at the Half Time Rec, no water consumed.

Wonkette : Prop 8 Crew Getting The Band Back Together To Save California From Scourge Of Transgender Restrooms

Tue, 24 Sep 2013 16:34:51 +0000

FLACCO JIMENEZ Libel!!!1!!1

Wonkette : Luke Russert Is Boston Bombing's Edward R. Murrow

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:53:11 +0000

That nice Latina who sells tamales?

Wonkette : Sponsored! This Proud Dad Paid Us Sweet Cash Money To Listen To His Son's Awesome Album For Nerds!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:57:38 +0000

With leather?

Wonkette : Connecticut State Rep. Makes Peener Joke To Teen Girl Who Mentioned Snakes

Sun, 3 Mar 2013 06:52:00 +0000

I passed Yakov Smirnoff on the freeway on the way to work last week. I mentioned it to my co-workers and none of them knew who I was talking about. I told them in Soviet Russia Yakov Smirnoff passes YOU! I figure it had to be him though 'cause he had CA plates that said "Yakov" on a little Benz that was heading in the direction of Branson, so who else could it be?

Wonkette : Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 05:49:39 +0000

I'm not a layer but I used to live in Minnesota and I watched a lot of Perry Mason re-runs when I was a kid because there wasn't much else on TV. I believe this case is relevant. http://www.citmedialaw.org/threats/olson-v-brodko... Brodkorb, damn he went on to great things.

Wonkette : Bell Grifter Mayor Defense: It's Not Your Fault If You're Rolling In Stolen Money As Long As You Are

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:47:00 +0000

In St Paul our Democratic Mayor Norm Coleman turned into a Republican his 2nd term then lost to Jesse in the Gov race along with Skip Humphrey(HHH's son). I cant remember but I think I voted for Jesse 'cause we were young and drunk as was the style of the time, along with onions on our belts or chains on our wallets or something.

Wonkette : Old Bald Liberal Jews Mistake Congressional Debate For WWE Ring (Video)

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 01:45:03 +0000

The Berman/Sherman battle in a puddle in a bottle on a poodle eating noodles?

Wonkette : GOP Source: Mitt Romney Threw ‘Tantrum’ At Univision ‘Brownface’ Forum

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 17:52:06 +0000

And I just decided that I'm going out to Cardena's to get me some tres leches, some tequila, maybe stop by the OG Grasshopper and pick up something else before I head home and eat me that cake, and tequila, and OG something or another.

Wonkette : White Newborns, Mitt Romney Will Speak For You

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:28:55 +0000

You know kid, uhh, usually when someone pulls shit like that my first reaction is uhh I want to punch his fucking lights out.

Wonkette : White Newborns, Mitt Romney Will Speak For You

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:20:48 +0000

RIP Donald "Duck" Dunn. :(

Wonkette : Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:53:32 +0000

Pastor Cletus says the KJV is the direct word of god, that is all you need to know.

Wonkette : Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:49:02 +0000

The mormons have explained that beautifully, I think. I've never read their crap.

Wonkette : Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:43:52 +0000

See, that would be a fun angle to play, but I don't know if our Paul Ryan/Bill Donahoe papists are up on their Henry VIII hatred.

Wonkette : Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:23:05 +0000

What do the wingnuts think of Sir Thomas More? The papists went and beatified him.

Wonkette : Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:09:17 +0000

Cardinal Wosley got a bad rap.