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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Put Some Food On... · 0 replies · +4 points

I work at a nonprofit that runs a large food bank, so I know that if you want to get the most from your (presumably) hard-earned pictures of President Benjamin Franklin, that you are better off giving them to the food bank rather than buying food yourself to give to someone.

We buy food by the pound and pay somewhere between .07 and .21 ameros per pound, depending on what it is. You're going to need a whole lot of coupons to come anywhere close to buying food as cheap as food banks buy it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: So Man... · 0 replies · +4 points

Yes. Their main one: Obama is Blah.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Totally Go... · 0 replies · +5 points

And when I was a cub scout, I got to shake his hand. He was wearing a white shirt, with the sleeves rolled up, a tie and no jacket. He looked like someone who was working.

If Mitt were his Dad, I would even think about voting for him (but wouldn't when I remembered Republican).

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Do All These Drunk... · 0 replies · +7 points

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: If Only Ab... · 2 replies · +7 points

Einstein is to GW as GW is to Perry as Perry is to Abbott.

You have no idea how bad we're screwed here in Texas. Our only hope is that the Republicans in the legislature reach a point of stupid so low that they can't figure out how to pass any more laws.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Will Figh... · 1 reply · +5 points

Walker better not steal my campaign slogan:

Bring Back Government Cheese!

I expect it to carry me all the way to the White House.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Prosecutor: So Unfair ... · 1 reply · +9 points

As any Sovereign Citizen could tell you, the Sheriff is the highest law enforcement office in the country.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Chris McDaniel's Lawye... · 0 replies · +13 points

It was shut down about 200 years early.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sovereign Citizen Hero... · 0 replies · +13 points


9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sovereign Citizen Hero... · 2 replies · +10 points

Corinth isn't a Dallas suburb, it's an exurb at best.

So don't count this one against us.