gdp's Comments

Halolz : Why Gordon Doesn't Talk

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 23:00:29 +0000

Gordon Freeman is wearing a skirt. Cannot unsee.

Halolz : Dr. Wily's Stage Blueprints

Sun, 7 Mar 2010 19:08:20 +0000

So you liek Shadow Link, huh? (Don't click if you don't want to be mildly grossed out/turned on) You had fun playing around with your hammer with him? Filthy pervs, all of you!

Halolz : Dr. Wily's Stage Blueprints

Sun, 7 Mar 2010 18:53:43 +0000

UNLESS ITS A SPIKED WALL! We're not going after the Battletoads here!

Halolz : Dr. Wily's Stage Blueprints

Sun, 7 Mar 2010 18:51:23 +0000

The only reason someone would like the (shudder) water temple is if they really enjoyed seeing Morpha's tentacles invade Link's personal space. Therefore, you're a prevert.

Halolz : SEGA LOCK-ON TECHNOLOGY

Sat, 6 Mar 2010 22:08:05 +0000

Congratulations, you've figured out Lock-on technology. Holding A to charge your lazer and all? I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

Halolz : REVENGE - A DISH BEST SERVED IRONICALLY

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:43:53 +0000

Ahem. Wankers.

Halolz : REVENGE - A DISH BEST SERVED IRONICALLY

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:38:49 +0000

Sounds kinky.

Halolz : REVENGE - A DISH BEST SERVED IRONICALLY

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 16:36:40 +0000

Kill assist: 1 point. Extinguishing a teammate with jarate: fun, and 1 point. Headshot kill: An additional point on top of the points you got for the kill. Backstab on non-idling Spy with arrow taunt kill: 9001 points divided by zero plus you win the game. True story - try it.

Halolz : GORDON FREEMAN

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 03:06:06 +0000

Gordon's suit was better, too. It may not have recharged itself... but it gave out free morphine!

Halolz : GORDON FREEMAN

Fri, 5 Mar 2010 02:46:45 +0000

Hah! You kids are cute. Back in MY day you were a rectangle and you bounced a dot back and forth with another rectangle. And all we need to kill alien invaders was more dots! You had to be smart enough to aim where they were going to be, rather than where they actually were, too, we couldn't use shiny lazer-guidance systems that took all the work out!

Halolz : BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY - UR DOIN' IT WRONG

Thu, 4 Mar 2010 16:44:16 +0000

Don't worry Mario, there won't be any stomach acid or crushing digestive tracts in there, Bowser's insides were designed by Nintendo! At worst you'll find a giant tapeworm with googly eyes and a fairly obvious weakpoint. (I've always loved "You're inside something's guts" moments in video games. Jabu Jabu's belly, the wierd fleshy robot shark in Banjo-Kazooie, being eaten by that whale for no reason in Super Monkey Ball 2... )

Halolz : THE ROMAN SOLDIER PACK

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 17:50:52 +0000

Just go ahead and change your name to "TheAceOfPuns" and embrace it.

Halolz : THE ROMAN SOLDIER PACK

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 17:33:48 +0000

Screamin' Mercuries!

Halolz : THE ROMAN SOLDIER PACK

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 16:56:49 +0000

Vos es totus MAGGOTS! Vos es totus pedes VOMIT!

Halolz : SAMUS'S WEAKNESS

Tue, 2 Mar 2010 18:26:29 +0000

Now THERE'S motivation to get a backstab.

Halolz : [VIDEO] ACCORDION HERO

Tue, 2 Mar 2010 02:37:21 +0000

I wish I could have unleashed my inner Mexican sooner! Being an upper-lower-middle class Caucasian male doesn't ever look good when trying to apply for higher education, scholarships, or cock fighting licenses.

Halolz : Nobodies Business

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 20:00:38 +0000

Oh whatever. They may look similar on the surface, but these two games are as different as TF2 and H.A.V.E. Online.

Halolz : Scout Update: The Untold Achievements

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 04:02:57 +0000

Achievement #5, part 2: FINALLY get past the snipers only to get blown away by the sentry built by their spawn.

Halolz : Scout Update: The Untold Achievements

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 03:00:51 +0000

Throw in some jarate and you get the most disturbing thing in the universe!

Halolz : Scout Update: The Untold Achievements

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 00:42:16 +0000

Achievement unlocked: Oedipus Bonk-plex. Get a domination on the Spy who sapped your mother.