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Wonkette : Pennsylvania Governor Jumps On Trendy Not-Executing-People Bandwagon

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 14:42:18 +0000

That's all well and good, but can we get him to stop wearing those white suits?

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:24:16 +0000

I'm going with Brian Williams. He should be out of rehab just in time.

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:22:14 +0000

If only.

Wonkette : Neo-Nazis Take Wrong Train, Miss Own Rally, Because Neo-Nazis Are Stupid

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 23:11:54 +0000

Train A needs to go further, faster.

Wonkette : Neo-Nazis Take Wrong Train, Miss Own Rally, Because Neo-Nazis Are Stupid

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:37:51 +0000

There are none so blind as those who will Nazi. Lost, also too.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: American Family Association Fires Most Embarrassing Hater Bryan Fischer

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 17:48:52 +0000

Wherever he goes, "Anal" Fischer will still be a bleeding asshole.

Wonkette : Victoria Jackson Proves Obama Is A Muslim Again With Catchy New Song, Again

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:48:16 +0000

Victoria who?

Wonkette : Loretta Lynch Won't Impeach Obama, Obviously Not Suitable Attorney General

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:42:48 +0000

Or David Lynch?

Wonkette : Loretta Lynch Won't Impeach Obama, Obviously Not Suitable Attorney General

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:22:14 +0000

She shoulda just sung "Fist City" at them. That would have cleared up any confusion.

Wonkette : Congressmoron Louie Gohmert Quite Displeased With 'Our Republican Females'

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:32:27 +0000

Because Texas.

Wonkette : Congressmoron Louie Gohmert Quite Displeased With 'Our Republican Females'

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:17:38 +0000

How Divine!

Wonkette : Wingnut Sheriff To Single Black Moms: Stop Making Cops Shoot Kids!

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 00:54:07 +0000

Win.

Wonkette : Wingnuts Find Huge Scandal To Forever End Loretta Lynch's Attorney General Dreams

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 14:15:50 +0000

No buttsechs? No hookers and blow? What kind of scandal is this?

Wonkette : Black Yale Student, NYT Columnist's Son, Pretty Obvious Criminal To Area Cops

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 14:04:20 +0000

Being blah in the White House.

Wonkette : President Trump Recalls How Easy Beating Obama Was In 2012

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:15:35 +0000

Oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run oh please run & etc. also too.

Wonkette : President Trump Recalls How Easy Beating Obama Was In 2012

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:11:38 +0000

Here ya go. Just mark it "care of."

Wonkette : President Trump Recalls How Easy Beating Obama Was In 2012

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:10:06 +0000

Why do you hate comedy??????

Wonkette : Obama To Save Lazy Polar Bears Even Though They Don't Even Have Jobs

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:33:47 +0000

Everyone knows that bears, polar or otherwise, are the Number One Threat to America. Just more proof (as if any were needed) that Obama hates America.

Wonkette : Alabama Judges Forget How Law Works, Sorry Gay Couples

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:24:49 +0000

Not "Riverwomb." Her name was "Forestvulva."

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee: Ted Nugent's Song About Ladies' Vaginas Really Just About Kitty Cats

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 18:12:54 +0000

As to "changed lyrics," at 8:02 Nuge sings, "I like to scratch that beaver." Srsly.