Fun fact: Ted's dad fought in the Cuban revolution. On Castro's side.
Rats. Now I'll have to wait another year to find out the location of the Ark of the Covenant.
Section 4 of the VRA may have died today, but it was fatally wounded in 2006, when Congress reauthorized the law without modifying the preclearance formulas that relied on voting data from 1972. They gave the Court the knife it used to stab the law to death. Fuck Congress. Seriously, fuck them to hell.
Looks like someone's still pissed that the Senate tea-baggers voted down his pet treaty to get the UN to force foreigners to build wheelchair ramps in front of their castles.
Short version: Fuck you, pay me.
That's a trick question. We don't have an embassy in Benghazi.
Nice try, Wonkette, but "mijo" and "si, claro!" are trademarks of Taco Bell.
His logic makes perfect sense. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's going to get raped.
I'm going to have to google image search "Ashley Judd" and "breasts" in order to form an educated opinion on this topic.