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Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E16 - Blood Must Have Blood, Part Two

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 16:45:09 +0000

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Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E16 - Blood Must Have Blood, Part Two

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- Heh, Ahab. Hilarious. - You knew these dudes were totally redshirts, too - Jaha just straight murdered that kid with a phallic monster - LOL Clarke thanking Maya this show sure knows how to drive the knife in deeper JFC - OH GOOD ABBY AND KANE ARE HERE - RAVEN GETTING TORTURED, MUST BE TUESDAY. OR WHATEVER DAY THIS AIRS. - Oh, good, a lighthouse, that's what the penis monster was guarding - Clarke doesn't fuck around, Cage. - YEAH SHE STRAIGHT UP SHOT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM - "I will irradiate level five." At this point I was like...no, no way. But yeah. It's The 100. I should have known better. - <3 Kane trying to find a diplomatic solution - This is soooooooo an homage to Desmond and the bunker and I LOVE IT - OCTAVIA WARRIOR QUEEN YAAAAAAAS - God Bellamy and Clarke together fhdsalfhwpagheowpahgiowapheg - Maya :( :( :( - Jasper :( But Bellamy's right, killing Cage wouldn't have stopped it - "I tried to be the good guy." OMG Eliza Taylor's face. She's so incredible. - YES LINCOLN END HIM - Oh man all these reunions, my creys - Claaaaaaarke bb :( - Aaaaand now to set up the mystery of next season - I spent a lot of time going "what the fuck!?!?!" when I first watched this - "Curiouser and curiouser" Heh - Hey A.L.I.E. Nice warhead.

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E15 - Blood Must Have Blood, Part One

Tue, 12 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- Yas free those grounders! - Ugh Cage u r the worst. I hope u die. - Oh Jasper, you tried. I knew those people were going to get shot anyway :( - Of COURSE there is a catch, Clarke. That is how The 100 works. - Clarke is super turned on by Lexa's war speech tho - I have totally forgotten all the specifics of how this plays out even if I know where it ultimately ends up so I'm super excited to re-watch - "Get it? Dam joke!" Raven <3 - Oh Wick, I'm sorry you had to kill someone - Damn, Wallace, tell him how much he sucks, I live for this. And I don't even like you! - I love Raven/Wick arguing to solve problems - SHIELD WALL. AMAZING. VIKING REALNESS. - MONTY YAY - And now Lexa is going to ruin EVERYTHING GOOD AND PURE IN THE WORLD - The first time I watched this I was like SCREAMING at the TV. It was not cool. - And then Octavia has to make an impossible choice, too, AHHHH THIS EPISODE IS THE SADDEST - EVERYTHING JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. POOR MAYA'S DAD. - Awwww Raven bb <3 <3 <3 - Oh man that last shot of Clarke up against the bulk of Mount Weather is AMAHZING

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E14 - Bodyguard of Lies

Mon, 11 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

2x14, it's all happening! Also Mark is wearing his Dillon Panthers shirt yaaaaaaas <3 - And that's what you get for telling shitty jokes, sir - That lady didn't tell any shitty jokes, though, so that's sad - Yaaaaaas Clexa is going to become canon so soon. Or, at least, bisexual Clarke is about to become canon, as is her realistic reaction to being kissed so soon after Finn's death - Run, Bellamy, run! - Aw Wick <3 - Aw shit Octavia knows what's up Clarke - "Bellamy would have never told you to do that." Point, Octavia. Point. - God the cinematography on this show is so good - DAMN CLARKE, GO IN - You could cut the sexual tension in that scene with a knife tho - I forgot that guy didn't get blown up. Someone not getting blown up is pretty surprising on this show. - Only The 100 could make staring at a monitor the most stressful thing on tv - NOW KISS - I love that Clarke and Raven are both tentatively trying new romantic partnerships in this episode, in their respectively Clarke and Raven ways. Clarke isn't quite ready to move on yet, but Raven is gung ho about the sexy sex part at least, which is true to character for both of them - GOD DAMN IT CAGE - I was SO WORRIED for Bellamy when this first aired. I was convinced he was super, duper dead - OKAY JOHN LOCKE CAGE I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN'T DO - Don't touch those panels, Murphy, that little drone is pissed!

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E13 - Resurrection

Fri, 8 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- HORSE. PERSON. THIS IS TERRIBLE. - Barricade! Les Mis realness up in this mountain. - Octavia's gonna kill the shit out of everyone tho. Or at least she looks that way. - WAAAAAAAAAAAR - Oh man. Jasper pissed off is a scary Jasper. - BELLAMY FUCKIN' BLAKE Y'ALL - This episode is so intense I keep forgetting to write things down - "Because she grew up on the Ark." Point, Kane. - Oops Finn's still dead - UGH THE DAMN PULSE BEACON RUINS EVERYTHING - "You are my people." GOD DAMN CLARKE - OH SHIT THEY'RE GONE GUESS U SUCK CAGE - Yaaaay everyone is friends - Indra yay! - "May we meet again." My creys. - YAS BADASS CLOSING MONTAGE

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E12 - Rubocon

Thu, 7 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- UGH CAGE U ASSHOLE - UGH TSING U ASSHOLE - Hey Clarke stop being a jerk to Raven - Aw Raven gets that she's super stressed though. Bless. - "Which is why we're going to use a missile." OF COURSE - Murphy you're such a sarcastic ass but you are welcome comic relief sometimes - Dante & Bellamy BFFs. Not really tho. - Oh shit Clarke lied about Octavia being in Tondc. I forgot about that. - Lexa is...not wrong. But it sucks. - Lincoln and Octaviaaaaaaaa <3 - Ohhhh Abby is reallly disappointed. And I get her perspective, too. - God damn the kids fighting back is amazing and sad and they are tryyyyying - OH SHIT THEY IRRADIATED LEVEL FIVE - YAAAAAS DIE TSING (when I first watched this I was legit screaming "YES THAT'S RIGHT!" at the TV. But agree with Mark that Rekha is a fantastic actress and I will miss her Cylon-ness on this show) - "And it only cost you your soul." Point. - Oh man the carnage from the bomb is AWFUL

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E11 - Coup de Grace

Wed, 6 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- This isn't disturbing AT ALL U GUYS - Clarke is remarkably adept at riding a horse for someone who grew up in space - Yaaaaaas Octavia - President Wallace legit doesn't know, though, Jasper. Because his son is a jerkbutt. - Abby stop trying to tell Clarke how she's feeling - BELLAMY. THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD. - I keep forgetting to type because this is all so intense and ridiculous and amazing and awful - Uh she IS your leader, Abby. Sry. - Aw, Maya, ILU girl - "Torture doesn't work." Clarke would know, too - Ugh Cage u r the worst - A coup, how fun for everyone! - Aw little babies holding hands. - OH PAIN AND SADNESS FOREVER LITTLE LOVEJOY BABY - Aww my little Bellarke heart <3 I ship Clarke with so many people on this show. She's inherently shippable. - God Clarke you badass warrior queen - "You may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge." YAAAAAAAAAAS - "You're gonna do it in six." DAMN CLARKE

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E10 - Survival of the Fittest

Tue, 5 Jan 2016 16:31:07 +0000

Right, and all the women on the show would be naked like...all the time, especially in the background of scenes where male characters do a big exposition dump. And there would be a lot of rape that's important for the plot you see. (I may or may not still be bitter about the last couple of seasons of GoT, if you can't tell...)

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E10 - Survival of the Fittest

Tue, 5 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- Mmm, rubbing dead deer blood over your face. So delightful. What a fun, sexy time for you guys. - Aw Bellamy <3s Lincoln now - Octavia <3 - GOOD JOB, MURPHY. SUPER GOOD JOB. - Damn Clarke way to not back down - Man I am just <3-ing Octavia all over this episode. My little buddy! - Oh shit I forgot that happened wth her arm and stuff! - Jaha, no, it's Murphy. He's the worst. - OH NO A MONKEY - GOOD JOB SAVING LEXA CLARKE - Mark and Baize's reactions are giving me life right now - Oh OCTAVIA. But also, badass warrior queen of my heart <3 - Clarke and Lexa philosophising. Hooray. Now RUN! - Indra & Octavia YAAAAAAAAS - Oh the Jaha & Murphy City of Light quest is happening. So many fun new partnerships in this episode! - UGH BELLAMY AND LINCOLN. SO STRESSFUL THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS, SO STRESSFUL NOW. - Octavia is not here for your shit, Kane - You know it's a good episode when Lexa & Clarke's giant gorilla fight isn't even the most surprising part - Man this scene is so upsetting I can't even be happy about Bob Morley with his shirt off. :( - LINCOLN NOOOOOOOOOOO - BELLAMY NOOOOOOOOOOO - Man everyone has a lot of underpants in the apocolypse. I feel like if Bellamy were on HBO he would not have had the shorts. - That was probably not the most mature way to end the episode, me.

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E09 - Remember Me

Mon, 4 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- Oh Clarke, I did not love Finn, but I am so sorry you are sad. - I also love how she immediately pulls her shit together to talk to Lexa. Amazing. - Tondc. God damn this show is smart. - Uh excuse you, Abby, Lexa is not a child. Neither is Clarke. They are badass queens of my heart. - I remember when the previews for this aired and people were super worried Finn was still alive, but I was always pretty sure it was a guilt hallucination or whatever - "I can't lose you, too, okay?" My heart. - I love this Ocean's Eleven business with Monty/Miller/Jasper/Maya - Oh shit Mt. Weather, crashing exodus ships and fucking shit up! - Aw Lexa & her story about Costia. Plcurevat guvf fvapr Znex frrzf gb abg 100% unir vg nf pnaba va uvf urnq lrg, ohg guvf ernq nf dhrre gb zr gur svefg gvzr V jngpurq gur rcvfbqr, naq V jnf FB tynq gb unir vg pbasvezrq yngre qbja gur yvar. - Aw yes Kane bringing the booze to the party - The POISON truth, Clarke. And Raven didn't do it. - Monty makes me so nervous in this scene, because I kind of forgot how it plays out - COULD EVERYONE STOP TORTURING RAVEN PLEASE? - Look at smart, smart Clarke! - And also smart, smart Monty! - And then Monty gets captured ARGH BECAUSE THE WORST - God damn death scenes on this show are brutal - "I was being weak. It's worth the risk." Claaaaaarke - Lincoln <3 - Sorry, Abby, your philosophy has been rejected. - Oh hey Harper. :( :( :(

Mark Watches : Mark Watches \'The 100\': S02E08 - Spacewalker

Fri, 1 Jan 2016 16:00:00 +0000

- "I mean they'll find way way to save him." Oh you guys. - I mean seems like a fair trade tho. - Oh good, a riot! - Oh good, a flashback! - Thank you for not absolving Finn, Lincoln - "What if I am?" "Fake it." <3 - Oh shit, a surprise Kane in the woods! - Spacewalker flashbacks, blah blah. - "That's what she said." I'M SORRY THAT LINE IS NEVER NOT FUNNY - Thank you Finn for saving Raven's life because she is a great character and I'm super glad she's on this show. - IDK how these people didn't see Finn's sacrifice play coming tho. It's what he does. - I love that Clarke knows Raven's thing isn't going to work, but she lets her think that it might. Bless. - "We are what we are." Damn, Lexa, ice cold. - I knew Clarke was going to kill him like two seconds before she actually did it and it just sucked because I don't like Finn but I love Clarke and Raven and everyone else who loves Finn - God damn this mid-season ending was rough. I mean, god damn. But it needed to happen. Anything that would have allowed Finn to live would have felt cheap.

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E07 - Long Into an Abyss

Thu, 31 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

- U TOTAL ASSHOLES MOUNT WEATHER. Also I love that in the Grounders world, a young woman is the Commander, in the Ark world, a young woman is (basically) a commander/queen, and in the Mount Weather world, a young woman is expendable. In fact, in both instances of Mount Weather deliberately exposing people to radiation (Maya previously, Keenan now), they've been young women. INTERESTING PARALLEL TO DRAW, SHOW. - Randomly, all these artsy fartsy opening shots make it real hard to sync up with Mark, show, and obviously you should be taking that into consideration when I watch - Man Jaha the prophet just keeps being a thing that's happening. Which is understandable, given what's happened to him. - "So let's be criminals." YES. - DAMN THIS SCENE IS HARDCORE. POOR LITERALLY EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT. - Oh good Cage and Tsing being gross again - Look at you and your CPR magic, Clarke! - Those creepy lights are such an effective way of communicating the size of the army without having to spend a lot of money on extras, lol - "Are you through yet?" Damn, Abby. - God, Clarke is such a badass I can't even deal with it - GOD LEXA IS SUCH A BADASS I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH IT - This scene is so tense and awesome! - IDC about your walk in the flowers Wallaces. Shut up. - THIS IS ALL SO INTENSE I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH - I love Lexa's Rufio Jr. realness costume - YAY LINCOLN ISN'T DEAD OR A REAPER ANYMORE - Well things were good for a second and now Harper's completely fucked - "Deliver me the one you call Finn." Yaaaaaaaaas.

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E06 - Fog of War

Wed, 30 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

Hey time for episode 6! I bought this one! - No you didn't, Finn. You did excessively more than you had to do. - Shut up, Murphy - "I can make it go boom." Yeah you can, Raven - So Dante Wallace is NOT the worst person in Mt. Weather. Shocking. - Haaaay mysterious stranger! - Hey Abby guess who gives the orders? It's Clarke. It's definitely Clarke. - Oh good, we're in Finn'a murder bunker - God, I love Raven - Actually shut up, Finn. You murdered a village full of people, of course she's going to look at you differently. Murderer. - "They gave us cake." Oh, Jasper. - Oh Maya, I love you - The fog is a weapon. Awesome. Mount Weather continues to be amazing. - HEY CREEPY CAROL OF THE BELLS - HEY CREEPY REAPERS - HEY CREEPY LINCOLN - Hey compelling moral quandary with Jaha and Kane and Lexa - Whoops looks like Lexa is an awesome badass - Drag him, Clarke. - "How high are you right now?" Bless, Monty. <3 - Haha daddy knows what u did, Cage - Abby! <3 - OH SHIT A SURPRISE JAHA APPEARS IN THE WOODS

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E05 - Human Trials

Tue, 29 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

- OH THANK GOD ABBY WAS THERE - Ohhhh Clarke <3 <3 <3 - Yaaaaaaaay happy reunion time! - Awwwwwww hugs! <3 - Finn. You are a mess. - Abby, you really don't have a say in protecting Clarke anymore btw - Oh, what a carefully coincidental containment breach just when Jasper and Monty were going to leave - Ugh. Finn. The worst. Like, even if the grounders DID have the 47, is torching the food supply of a village the way to get them back? PROBS NOT, FINN. PROBS. NOT. - Ugh. "A thoroughbred." UGH - GOD. MONTY'S SO SMART. WHY ISN'T MONTY IN CHARGE? <3 - Jesus, Abby, calm down - "You're wrong, Abby. She stopped being a kid the day you sent her down here to die." Point, Raven. Point. - Kane's face is like "UR SUPPOSED TO BE DED IN SPACE THO" - When John Murphy is the voice of reason you know the situation is fucked up - Awww Octavia <3 - Ewww creepy trio - "Our people come first, right?" Ewww how is Dante Jr. creepier than Dante Sr.? - UGH FINN. GOD DAMN IT. JUST. GOD DAMN IT. - The look of horror on Clarke's face is amazing

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E04 - Many Happy Returns

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

"I can't wait to ruin your life in return for this." Uh oh. - Ugh Finn CALM DOWN - Man the new opening credits are cool. I love them. - "Shut up, Murphy, she's my friend." LOL I like how Murphy didn't even need to be told to shut up at that point but everyone wants to tell him anyway - Awww Raven <3 - This might be the only show on the CW where women are allowed to look like they would ACTUALLY look in this situation. Covered in mud and stinking to high heaven. - Oh little redshirt, I knew you weren't going to make it, because you're a good person who wanted to save your friend - Bellamy <3 - "This is the dead zone on the way to the city of light." Whaaaaaaaat! - Yaaaaaay Wick is back! - "Damn engineers." "Damn mechanics." <3 <3 - DAMN ANYA WAY TO BITE THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR SKIN - Grounders have impeccable timing. But at least they seem to be aiming for the legs today - YAY A HAPPY REUNION! THAT NEVER HAPPENS ON THIS SHOW!!!! - "Are we not just tossing out noble gases?" <3 Wick - "Really?" <3 Octavia - Man Clarke you are a tough little cookie - Shit this fight is brutal, though - "We fell from space in a football stadium, I think they already know we're here." - Bye, Anya :(

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E03 - Reapercussions

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

- Situation normal, all fucked up! - Bless you Clarke for being a forward thinking human being. - "Just like now." Go on, Abby - "Kill her." And nobody was surprised by this turn of events. - Serving up some awesome Indiana Jones warehouse realness, show - The Major is not fucking around either - Anya noooooooo - Hey reaper controlling baton - Way to take out your only doctor you guys. Super good job. - HEY FINN MAYBE CALM THE FUCK DOWN - "there are some lines you can't uncross" iiiiiinteresting - I love that the show once again shows that torture doesn't work - God damn Octavia, good job girl - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas Clarke - Jackson doesn't have time for your bullshit, Kane - Ugh Finn. Nothing like a little nuance. - Oh wow, Lincoln got into the Cerberus program, congratulations, Lincoln! Just kidding everything is terrible.

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E02 - Inclement Weather

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

Episode two! Episode one made me so anxious when I first watched it because I really don't like things where people are like...falsely accused? So even though Bellamy wasn't falsely accused it still gave me hives. - Ugh Kane you DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING - At least they're locking Murphy up? That's something. - Everybody's starting out so happy and fun. HA HA HA. - Cool new credits, everyone! - OH COOL AWAKE SURGERY, LOTS OF FUN FOR EVERYONE - Oh that is Benny from SPN! Thanks, Mark! - Bellamy and Murphy having this conversation to the sound of Raven's screams is chilling - Guess u don't know shit about the grounders eh Kane? - "We can't get to it unless we go outside." OF COURSE - God damn Octavia you warrior - Oh Raven <3 "When I wake up, don't be here." - Spacewalkin' with a baby! - Ghost baby metaphor Wells! :) :) :) - "Your life can be more than just impossible decisions and a tragic end." Um Wells have u seen this show? - Oh yeah Monroe gets to go on the find our friends adventure! - CLARK GIRL. NO. EW. NO. - "Sorry" Aw Octavia bb <3 - Aaaand Reapears because nothing can ever be halfway decent - YAAAAAAAY JAHA!!!! - Hey Miller's dad! - And now we know what happened to Anya!

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S02E01 - The 48

Wed, 23 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

Season two, let's go! - CLARKE BADASS WARRIOR QUEEN - Yay, Bellamy's alive! - "That's one. I lost three hundred." I mean. Fair. - Yay, Octavia and Lincoln! - YEAH RAVEN! - Dante Wallace. That's a rather ominous name. Also oh GOOD another Cylon - Clarke will fully end you with a shoe, people - Octavia DID see a monster tho - "This place is too good to be true." Accurate, Clarke. Accurate. - Clarke gives zero fucks, for real, and I Love her - "How'd you get to be such a dick, Murphy?" Hehehehe - "Everyone needs a nice day and a shower." - Mark. Accurate. - OH SHIT IT'S KANE - Lol the look Finn and Bellamy exchange - "Place him under arrest." Oh good, dick Kane is back - Haaaay Lincoln memorial! - Hey Jaha, not dead yet! - WHAT A BABY???

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100': S01E13 - We Are Grounders, Part II

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 16:00:00 +0000

It's finale time! I'm so excited and scared! (Not really, I've seen it before. But Mark hasn't.) - Yes ma'am doctor Clarke ma'am - Thanks for stating the obvious, Jasper! - "I'm a grounder" ILU Octavia - "I'll cook 'em real good." Ooooh - Raven Reyes is not allowed to die, SHOW. - Well that was a bit of a disappointment, Ark. - Kane said he would do whatever it took to see the human race survive, and yeah, I am proud of him for stepping up. - But it's okay, Jaha took care of it - Oh hey war drums, that's cool - "It is rocket science, actually." Heh. - "Hey Raven? I'd pick you first." I KIND OF SHIP IT - Yes, Wilhelm scream! - This is so dark I can't tell who's dying - DAMN OCTAVIA - So much is happening! The Ark! The Reapers! Ahhhh! - Awwww Bellamy <3 - God damn that fireball - Aww Jaha <3 - MOUNTAIN MEN. UH OH. - Nice sterile room and clean hair, Clarke - BYE SEE YOU NEXT SEASON EVERYBODY

Mark Watches : Mark Watches 'The 100'- S01E12 - We Are Grounders, Part I

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 16:22:44 +0000

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