Jaysana

Jaysana

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11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Brinkley settles lates... · 0 replies · +2 points

She's been Assimilated. 58 is not her age...she's Fiveofeight, of the brood prior to Sevenofnine.

Resistance is Futile.

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Rangers shoot coyote t... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yes they do :) It's my favorite cartoon, and when I saw this pic, well :-)

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Singles try to sniff o... · 0 replies · +1 points

"Here, smell this' = Bad idea.
"Does this smell bad to you?" = a REALLY bad idea.
"I've been sleeping in this for three days, smell it!" = Are you CRAZY?

From the article: "Few did. Some admitted they had seen their number flashed on the wall but were too shy to identify themselves."

Too shy. Yah. Right. "Excuse me, I really like your butt funk and pit juice, want to go on a date?"

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - \'We don\'t know how s... · 2 replies · +15 points

"Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." "Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it."
~ Crush, Finding Nemo

Wow! I really hope he gets better! Seriously, how cool would it be to turn to your friends and say "So this one time, I gave a green sea turtle a piggy back ride..."

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Rangers shoot coyote t... · 2 replies · +4 points

speaking of exploding...there's this place that has da BOMB burritos...

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Rangers shoot coyote t... · 0 replies · +3 points

Astonishing, isn't it? I could smell that post before I even got to it, as it positively REEKS of sarcasm. However, I 100% agree with the part about the mosquitos. ;-)

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Olive Garden, Red Lobs... · 0 replies · +3 points

Agreed. Went to RL for my birthday this week, and was NOT impressed for as much as we spent - and that didn't even include drinks!

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Mom upset kids got sun... · 0 replies · +3 points

BY USING WHAT LITTLE COMMON SENSE SHE HAS AND ASKING QUESTIONS. Copy and paste something else. We know it's not in the handoobk already.

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Mom upset kids got sun... · 0 replies · +3 points

As a parent, if you know that your child has "special needs" - in this case her daughter's skin condition - then you ask the appropriate questions so that any "medications" can be taken accordingly. This mother should have been asking at the beginning of the school year "If my daughter is on a field trip outside, or engaging in outdoor activities where she could be at risk of getting a burn, how can I make sure she can apply sunscreen?" I had to go through something similar for my daughter's psoriasis, and it was just common sense that made me think, hmm, I should probably find out if she needs a note to bring this to school" Oh crap, that's the problem. Common Sense - it's rapidly becoming extinct.

11 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Death threats pour in ... · 1 reply · +1 points

Excellent Post! Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like facing jail time is a big deterrent either!