en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/560073 Comments by Javin_Bell http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/10/rob-cohen-goes-medieval-drops-xxx-sequel/#IDComment23819922 I could film a movie about my ball sack and put "Directed by" in front of it, and I would still be less of a hack director than McG or Rob Cohen. And I couldn't even be a hack cuz I was "having a go at it" instead of just sitting on my ass and writing about it. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:31:25 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/10/rob-cohen-goes-medieval-drops-xxx-sequel/#IDComment23819922 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/08/simon-beaufoy-reteams-with-danny-boyle-for-maximum-city/#IDComment23686455 Ok. I regret what I said. Danny Boyle isn't a cocksucker. He just made a movie. I don't think he expected to get all the attention that he did. I didn't like Slumdog. But I'm sure Danny is a nice guy. (shouldnt have commented while drinking...) Tue, 9 Jun 2009 02:22:00 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/08/simon-beaufoy-reteams-with-danny-boyle-for-maximum-city/#IDComment23686455 http:/www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/08/half-blood-prince-imax-release-delayed-two-weeks-due-to-transformers-2/#IDComment23685976 Harry Potter movies aren't the most impressive things I've seen, but compared to Transformers 2? The first movie sucked. The second movie will suck. Michael Bay movies suck. How do people get suckered into this? I hate Shia. I question seeing any movie he is in. I even wondered about Indy 4 and I now wish I had gone with my gut instinct and not watched that travesty. Tue, 9 Jun 2009 02:10:21 +0000 http:/www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/08/half-blood-prince-imax-release-delayed-two-weeks-due-to-transformers-2/#IDComment23685976 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/04/michael-bay-makes-the-big-bucks/#IDComment23474385 Armageddon didn't hold up 10-15 minutes after watching it. Trash. Big and loud trash. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 22:10:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/04/michael-bay-makes-the-big-bucks/#IDComment23474385 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/six-new-photos-from-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/#IDComment23474060 Optimus Prime does need the faceplate. He looks too fun and family friendly without it. I can't take him seriously. Transformers 2 might make a good IMAX flik. But if it ain't big, the flaws will shine. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 22:04:40 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/six-new-photos-from-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/#IDComment23474060 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/cool-stuff-may-the-best-prequel-win-t-shirt/#IDComment23473576 As far as the prequels go, Star Trek destroys SW: Episodes I and II. But if we are going based on weapons, Jedi's would rape and pillage the Star Trek crew. Phasers suck. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 21:53:26 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/cool-stuff-may-the-best-prequel-win-t-shirt/#IDComment23473576 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/the-trailer-for-matthew-santoros-sci-fi-horror-film-offline/#IDComment23473342 I am intrigued. Huge Adam Jones/Tool fan. However I do not see any aesthetic influences. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 21:47:04 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/05/the-trailer-for-matthew-santoros-sci-fi-horror-film-offline/#IDComment23473342