gdp's Comments

chainsawsuit by kris straub : first date jitters

Tue, 19 Nov 2013 07:24:29 +0000

If he can reach his own balls with his mouth, why is he on a date? Because that's quite a catch, lady! Quite a catch. Lucky you, that he is somehow still single! Better jump on that quick, 'cos he is priced to MOVE! And his spine bends into the shape of a closed "U".

chainsawsuit by kris straub : saw it for you: gravity

Thu, 5 Sep 2013 21:50:37 +0000

The setup is interesting and fucknuts scary, but then -- and I'm assuming they don't even get to the shuttle disaster for 30 minutes or longer -- what does the movie do for the next hour or so? Personally, I hope this follows the plot of Futurama's "Godfellas" episode. Sandra Bullock cultivates an alien race on her ass and then finds God? That's a movie I want to see! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbawIq3w7U

chainsawsuit by kris straub : show me that smile again

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 06:22:40 +0000

I'd probably do the same thing to get my Disney Channel past behind me. Sure, it'd be the wrong move, but I'd do it. My only real issues with Miley's performance were her terrible outfits and the creepy song performed by the super-creepy guy twice her age.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : hulu plus

Sat, 27 Jul 2013 06:00:21 +0000

Inaccurate nitpicking is the worst kind!

Broodhollow : Another Hand

Sat, 13 Jul 2013 21:58:58 +0000

That's one way of looking at the logo! To me, it looks like a basketball mixed with a baseball. Or, well, like a globe with basic representations of latitudinal and longitudinal lines. If you don't want to have fun with it.

Broodhollow : Another Hand

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 05:49:45 +0000

Dark/Dark Controller?

Broodhollow : Another Hand

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 03:05:33 +0000

And thus, photo-bombing was very nearly invented. Alas, they weren't in a photo booth at the time!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : mouth effect

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 03:01:13 +0000

Damning evidence! There are very few species in Mass Effect that don't suffer from Mouth Effect. It's basically just the asari, humans, elcor, rakni, hanar, keepers, salarians, krogan, vorcha, reapers, yahg, protheans, and of course every non-sentient species in the series that don't seem to have been affected by this plague of design. Hm. Or... perhaps I am looking at this data the wrong way.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : rep the rim

Tue, 9 Jul 2013 23:43:39 +0000

There's something different about the strip today. What could it be? Oh yeah, hey. there's no "chainsawsuit.com" attribution! I suppose I can understand that, even though the strip is actually about suits with bladed weapons attached (1/3 of the strip, anyway) for once.

Broodhollow : A Stitch in Time

Sun, 7 Jul 2013 23:05:57 +0000

D'oh!

chainsawsuit by kris straub : comments section

Sun, 7 Jul 2013 23:04:53 +0000

I'm going to assume it's a browser cache problem, and everything has always been working as intended. Clear those caches and reload the pages! If that doesn't help, then try cocaine and I bet you will forget about your troubles. Speaking of trying cocaine, hey is anyone in the market for cocaine in the Pacific northwest come take a "balloon ride" with me dawg

Broodhollow : A Stitch in Time

Sat, 6 Jul 2013 04:39:50 +0000

I kinda think Maddy put those stitches in? Because I can't imagine how Harker had time to do it while a pan was beating him to death, and we had good looks at Wadsworth's cut up until then (And it appears that Harker just put in X-shaped stitches -- seen in your second link). So, presumably, Maddy or somebody else took out the Harker stitches (I sure would!) and then did some sweet-ass supernatural embroidery on Zane's forehead. Although there's still some question of WHEN that could have happened. Maybe when he -- and Mercy, and Iris -- were sound asleep last night? That seems like a good fit. The police didn't take any note of such stitches, after all (Despite having no interest in his story, they would probably ask about that). But... the newspaper story says he was treated for minor injuries...? Fine then, I'll just have to wait and see if anything else comes out about those stitches. :(

chainsawsuit by kris straub : kickstarter video

Sat, 6 Jul 2013 04:05:51 +0000

NickFarter.

Broodhollow : And Stay Out

Wed, 26 Jun 2013 21:31:49 +0000

Made me laugh.

Broodhollow : Noisemaker

Wed, 26 Jun 2013 00:37:01 +0000

Save those as .gif files!

Broodhollow : Him

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:45:46 +0000

Jeepers, creepers! Where'd you get them peepers?!

Broodhollow : Protector

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:39:36 +0000

Haha, damn, that's exactly what I thought of.

Broodhollow : Protector

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:34:12 +0000

Where else would they be?

Broodhollow : Protector

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:32:58 +0000

Yeah, that was great. Ow.

Broodhollow : Protector

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:31:48 +0000

Really? A non-sequitur? That wouldn't make a lot of sense. Looks more like she's there to Lassie out to Iris that Zane needs help. I'm guessing that she is the sort of ghost that can't actually affect the physical plane, then, or else maybe Harker is too much for her to handle.