gdp's Comments

Wonkette : New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:54:59 +0000

Hello Wonketteers! My liver will be attending this.

Wonkette : Jim Newell Is Back, Writes 'Failed Blogger Returns To Wonkette' Headline

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 16:26:18 +0000

It was all just a bad dream.

Wonkette : Washingtonienne Update!

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:35:40 +0000

YES.

Wonkette : Wonkette's Jack Stuef Is In Tokyo For Some Reason

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:03:08 +0000

"If you feel like it, ask Jack stuff in these comments." What the fuck is this? I AM ON VACATION.

Wonkette : Michigan Gov Giving Himself Power To Take Over Cities, Destroy Their Unions

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:09:30 +0000

IS THAT A CHALLENGE, STATE DEPARTMENT? Isn't this exciting? Can't wait to get there.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow Herself

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 21:41:57 +0000

Don't worry, I checked.

Wonkette : Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions

Wed, 2 Feb 2011 01:00:46 +0000

Oh.

Wonkette : Hey, Here Is a Photo of Obama Egypt Anti-American Groups Can Use!

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 21:47:39 +0000

Yes. Funny how those asps always seemed to bludgeon their victims with a sharp blow to a head first. Also, haha, "asp."

Wonkette : Sarah Palin, Martin Luther King Pretty Much the Same Person

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:04:02 +0000

You clicked on it.

Wonkette : We Made a Michael Steele Hamster Dance

Sun, 16 Jan 2011 01:09:02 +0000

In response to the trolls: If you let your eyes relax like you do when you're looking at one of those optical illusion pictures, the Steeles sorta look like they're in 3D! Try it!

Wonkette : We Made a Michael Steele Hamster Dance

Sat, 15 Jan 2011 19:55:40 +0000

I stand by this. Our politics needs to be more civil. We need to communicate in Hamster Dances.

Wonkette : Nazis Were Obsessed With 'Hitler-Mocking' Dog That Wore Sunglasses

Fri, 7 Jan 2011 18:10:51 +0000

No. I would still be posting this story if the president was assassinated. Nazis + Dog with sunglasses. C'mon.

Wonkette : Truck Has 'OBAMA' Acronym; Real America Discovers Use For Palin Book

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 19:45:41 +0000

Ah, the colon. I always get screwed in that.

Wonkette : As Obama Signs DADT Repeal, Let's See 2005 John McCain Criticize Himself

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 01:25:39 +0000

Get a move on son -- we leave in three hours! You have no idea how accurate this is.

Wonkette : Congress So Eerily Productive It Now May Help People With 9/11 Cancer

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 01:16:48 +0000

It is probably because you're old. "Wize" is the new spelling of "wise" among us young surfboarders, and "wizened" means "to make aware of, as in a sext."

Wonkette : Wonkette Sponsors Stuff Our Stockings With Cheer (We Hope That's What It Is)

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:24:11 +0000

Oh, I see, you have to complain about it. There we go.

Wonkette : Wonkette Sponsors Stuff Our Stockings With Cheer (We Hope That's What It Is)

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:23:45 +0000

Why did everyone get their p back except me? Curse you all.

Wonkette : Wonkette Sponsors Stuff Our Stockings With Cheer (We Hope That's What It Is)

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:22:37 +0000

You go to this link. You have to buy me at least one present, and then you're allowed to use Amazon as normal.

Wonkette : Invisible Space Monsters Made of Arsenic Will Kill Us, NASA Announces

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 20:57:28 +0000

SEVENTEEN PEE?! WHO DID THIS TO ME? I BLAME YOU ALL.

Wonkette : Invisible Space Monsters Made of Arsenic Will Kill Us, NASA Announces

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 20:24:54 +0000

Yes. He's the one in the red party hat.