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9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOOD MORNING WONKERS H... · 1 reply · +10 points

Will you be covering the horserace aspects of the pregnancy?
Are there baby pundits?
Is it too early to announce for 2040?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - We Found You That Doub... · 5 replies · +4 points

I'm a bit confused.
Ed Fitzgerald was found in a suburban parking lot, fully clothed, with some Irish exchange student of the female persuasion at 4 am and, when asked to provide id, produced a temporary driver's license because his very busy schedule precluded his obtaining a fully legit license (which is golden, they just don't give it away) for a decade, thereby causing democratic support to run to the (Hocking) hills and result in 30-point poll differentials,
and Wonkette wants to write TWO posts about John Kasich's body language?
You have lost your way.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Child Beaters: Adrian ... · 2 replies · +13 points

regarding your contention that
"Lady? You are making America worse."

I believe that those in full Viking regalia are impervious to criticism.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's All Point And La... · 0 replies · +9 points

If O.H. Joe had done this, you know he would have grinned and playfully punched the upper arm of the grandma standing next to him.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't These Jerk H... · 0 replies · +13 points

Homeless dudes, the scourge of Indy.
Next post, Shabazz will tell us why the White River is just like the Ganges.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Socialist Millennials ... · 1 reply · +3 points

As long as we're complaining about ad content,
may I state, for the record, that my interest in "Bush's Grilling Beans" has waned.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Chelsea Clinto... · 0 replies · +2 points

LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE.
[sob, wimper, etc]

...

[clandestine Clintonian threat]

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Old Clueless 'Sad Thad... · 0 replies · +12 points

To be fair, the press is askin' a gotcha question to a man who's hardly had time to set a spell on the front porch, a-rockin' and a-thinkin', and who's been campaigning so hard that he's forgotten it was Seersucker Thursday.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Missouri State Se... · 2 replies · +24 points

He forgot to mention the equally rational option of self-surgery.
"hey, ma, where's the suture tray?"

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Maureen Dowd Just Want... · 0 replies · +7 points

I have the same story, except it was childbirth, and it wasn't my childbirthing, it was my sister's, but then they served champagne (a boy, as I recall) *on an empty stomach*.
So pot-ingesting and life milestones, both vomit-inducing.
Stay far away.

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