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7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +9 points
Dontos is . . . not exactly the kind of guy Bonnie Tyler was talking about, huh? And the moment Sansa leaves him she runs into Sandor, another knight-but-not-a-knight -- just a coincidence, I'm sure. We're not being invited to think about the contrasts/similarities between them or anything, right?;)
Cersei's not good on details or follow-through, but she is clever when it comes to choke-points*; I think that bit about switching out Sansa's servants is great. It's such a Cersei thing to remember: Sansa can't get away without help, so control everyone she sees and she won't have to worry about her getting away too.
*When they were at Darry looking for Arya, she had her men at all the entrances. Even though Jory found her, she made sure the Stark girl was dragged in front of the whole court anyway. When she decided to take out Ned, Cersei lured him out of the Tower of the Hand first and forced the showdown in the throne room, where she was prepared.
7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +9 points
That said, I can't be too hard on him in this chapter. His outreach has been piss-poor up to now, but sending out the letter is the right move. It's shit-or-get-off-the-pot time, and the king has decided on taking a long, wet dump on Cersei and Joffrey. This could be the beginning of the end for the Lannisters.
Or it could be progress that gets pissed away in the king's next appearance by his abrasive personality and conviction that everyone already hates him so why not be an asshole? He is still Stannis, after all.
Davos, our first lowborn POV character since poor Will from the first book's prologue, has a fantastic intro here. He possesses genuine humility, but the reader can see (even if Davos can't) that he's got a pretty good head on his shoulders. He clearly sees the "real" nobility scorns his family and cautions his sons not to pick unwise fights even as he reflects on his long-term social-climbing ambitions. He admires Stannis' best self and worries about the trouble his dark side makes for him. His thought that he couldn't even imagine harming Marya for a magic sword is a lovely detail that fixed him firmly among my favourites.
7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +10 points
I love how quickly Martin establishes his new castmembers as intelligent, driven people who care not one whit they weren't protagonists in the first novel -- they're here now, and in it to win it! Melisandre draws on tropes (pre-Christian paganism, fanatical religiosity, demonic imagery, the evil councillor, the femme fatale) but they aren't bad on their own, they're put to good use creating an oppressive, dreadful atmosphere that rivals the first book's prologue, and certainly help her make a hell of an impression! New readers will certainly be on the lookout for her next appearance, I think.
Then there's Stannis. Look dude, you're the king. You know Cersei's kids aren't Robert's, so you're his legal heir; you became king when he died. Yet all you do with this is gripe and groan about your rights when the guys who killed Robert are unpunished! The Lannisters are usurping the throne! Kings have responsibilities, asshole! You're not even in the wrong, you're just going about this in the most counterproductive way ever! You don't want the North to secede? Explain what's fucking going on to them! The guy in KL who ordered Ned killed wasn't the real king! If that were known at the KingindaNorf! meeting a lot would be different right now, huh? Geez, twice in two decades now a Stark lord has gone to see the king and ended up betrayed and killed, of course they're going to be angry!/rant
Also, now's as good a place as any to confess my white-hot hatred of Renly. I don't interpret the Rainbow Guard or anything else he's done as a commitment to diversity or unity or anything like that -- it's just more glory-hogging. The first thing of importance Renly did in the first book was to escalate the Arya-Joffrey fight for no reason except to embarrass his "nephew". Sure, pointing out to everyone that the little dickface lost a fight to a girl three years younger than him was satisfying in the moment, as was scoffing aloud at "Lion's Tooth!" as he left, but that behaviour didn't do the Starks any favours. He never won back my affection afterward, either. He showed Ned a pic of Margaery Tyrell and asked if she looked like Lyanna, was disappointed when Ned said no, then we hear (after all the shit's gone down in KL) that he's married the girl. There's some scheme behind that, no doubt. Seems like an out-for-himself type to me, not to mention a consequences-are-for-other-peopleist.
7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 0 replies · +11 points
7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +7 points
As far as villainy goes, I think signing up to help Team Incest steal the throne qualifies him for the term, if he didn't count before. It's easy to get tripped up by the simple fact we see events from his perspective, and so we get to hear his justifications and learn about his problems and so forth, but unless he's in the dark about his siblings' relationship (and if Bran found out I doubt they could keep it from their observant, cynical-as-fuck brother) he sees nothing wrong with his family hijacking control over the realm. I have a low opinion of leaders who decide the laws don't apply to them or their families.
Spoilers for Storm of Swords:
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7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +2 points
7 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +8 points
Remember when Ned decided to go to King's Landing and investigate whether Arryn was murdered and signed Sansa up for a betrothal to Prince Dickface without telling her he suspected Dickface's family of killing his foster dad? Remember when he called her in front of everybody at Darry to testify about what happened at the ford without coaching her through what to say first? Or how he never has a talk about it with her later, like he (eventually) does with Arya, forcing her to come to terms with it as best she can on her own? Remember when Septa Mordane, charged by Lord and Lady Stark with the girls' education and well-being, got dead drunk at the tourney, forcing Sansa to accept a pity-escort back home? Or how she witnesses Littlefinger speaking inappropriately to Sansa on two separate occasions without telling Ned about it?
But we're getting really off-topic here: GF is expressing frustration at the way Sansa childishly taunts Arya and makes her feel bad about herself, which is (understandable within the society she lives in but still) inexcusable, and at how Sansa prefers to ignore/look past facts that she'd rather not acknowledge, which is a weakness she shares with her father, but a major weakness nonetheless. Nothing wrong with that.
8 years ago @ http://markspoils.blog... - Weekly Shenanigans · 1 reply · +6 points
The big danger for the film is pointlessness -- we know from the opening crawl of the first movie that the rebels kick the Empire's butt and steal the plans, so if the conflict of the film is just showing how that happened, then it really doesn't have a right to exist. The film needs to be "about" something else, with the "steal the DS plans" as the backdrop. Luckily, va gur genvyre jr frr Wla Refb'f erpehvgzrag, naq vg fhttrfgf gung <V>Ebthr Bar</V> zvtug unir n punapr. Zbguzn naq Fxrcgvpny Erory Trareny ner pyrneyl haraguhfvnfgvp nobhg oevatvat ba fbzrbar gurl srry vf hagehfgjbegul. Pbzovar gung jvgu gur jnl gur genvyre phgf gbtrgure Sbeerfg Juvgnxre'f yvar, "Jung jvyy lbh orpbzr?" jvgu Wla jrnevat na Vzcrevny havsbez (va n frggvat jurer gur grzcgngvba gb tvir va gb lbhe qnex fvqr vf prageny gb gur zlgubf) zrnaf gur zbivr zvtug or nobhg Wla qrpvqvat orgjrra trahvaryl wbvavat gur Eroryyvba be fryyvat gur tbbq thlf bhg sbe cebsvg. That might be good.
Contrast that with the Young Han Solo movie, which has no chance. No one needs the story of how Han used to give a shit, then had an adventure that ended with him getting burned, resulting in him refusing to give a shit anymore (until he meets Luke and Leia).
8 years ago @ Mark Watches - Mark Watches 'The Next... · 0 replies · +2 points
*Gung fghss qrsvavgryl jbhyqa'g unir sybja jura Ebqqraoreel jnf ehaavat gur fubj.
8 years ago @ Mark Watches - Mark Predicts 'The Nex... · 0 replies · +3 points
What a disaster. Of twenty-five episodes, I can only call four of them worthwhile: The Battle, The Big Goodbye, Heart of Glory, and Conspiracy. The characters are still only thinly sketched out (and occasionally insufferable), plots start interesting, then peter out to unsatisfying non-resolutions way too often, and I've yet to see the show do humour well. For my money, TOS Season Three was better than this, and coming from me, that's saying a lot.