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Wonkette : David Vitter Throws Totally Non-Hypocritical Temper Tantrum About Lack Of Federal Money Coming To Ne

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 18:48:23 +0000

New Orleans (blue city in a red state) has no love for Vitty, and the feeling is mutual. He only comes here to the city for the hookers.

Wonkette : Terrible New Orleans Prosecutors Behave Terribly And Ensure That Terrible New Orleans Cops Get New T

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 22:10:14 +0000

You got the right ta-ta, but the wrong ho-ho.

Wonkette : Terrible New Orleans Prosecutors Behave Terribly And Ensure That Terrible New Orleans Cops Get New T

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 22:06:35 +0000

Do you know what you're getting into? The government will jump all over your head and go cock-a-doodle-doo. Good day to you, sir!

Wonkette : Moon Rockets, Space Brains, And Vampire Squid, All In This Week's Sci-Blog!

Sun, 8 Sep 2013 17:09:19 +0000

OK - What do those colors on the gravity map MEAN? Does red mean more gravity or less? Sheesh, Science Daily, how's about a map legend?

Wonkette : Fox & Friends Pinch Hitters: Sam Adams Beer Ad Made Baby Jebus Cry

Sat, 6 Jul 2013 00:24:27 +0000

"Unlike Fox News, we don't wave religion in your face to sell our mind-numbing swill. I'm Sam Adams, and I endorse this message."

Wonkette : Young Barry Obama Totally Tried To Mack On His Best Friend's Main Squeeze, For Real

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:04 +0000

Everyone said foxy, unless they were a total turkey.

Wonkette : Young Barry Obama Totally Tried To Mack On His Best Friend's Main Squeeze, For Real

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:39:08 +0000

From those of us who were teens in the 1970s to everyone else older or younger thinking of commenting on the embarrassing fashion they used to wear: STFU. No competition.

Wonkette : Right-Wing Bigot Commits Le Suicide To Wake Up France About Les Gays

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:54 +0000

Great trick, but you can only do it once.

Wonkette : How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:31 +0000

Raped! With VOTES!!

Wonkette : Atheists Accept Georgia Governor's Kind Offer To Place Literature 'From All Groups' In State Campgro

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:08:44 +0000

When X-Day rolls around on 5 July 1998 (the *real* 5 July 1998 that hasn't happened yet) you'll be glad you paid "Bob" to tell you what you really think!

Wonkette : Surprise, Senator David Vitter Being A Dick

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:22:44 +0000

The only plausible explanation I've ever heard of Louisiana politics is that the voters long ago gave up on any hope of good government, and vote for candidates according to their entertainment value.

Wonkette : Sad Dubai Bus Driver Tried To Rape Wrong Female Sailor

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:31:12 +0000

That was reported.

Wonkette : Here Is Rick Santorum Spreading Leadership To High Schoolers In Totally Non-Political Way

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:03:16 +0000

Teenager, documented to 1922; "teenage" to 1911. Before then, the more common term was "Teener". "Teen" as a noun for someone 13-19 years old goes back to 1818. (Mr. Santorum, of course, does not use teh Googles.)

Wonkette : Jimmy Carter Explains All The Awesome Things George W. Bush Did, After Jimmy Carter Asked Him To

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:46:10 +0000

His ability to find and display the few grains of rice within the mountain of crap that is the BushCo legacy is indeed near miraculous.

Wonkette : New York Times Lady Boss Still Not Allowed To Be As Big A Dick As The Man Bosses

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:16:02 +0000

With an 18 minute gap?

Wonkette : Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:57:41 +0000

Only when standing next to Dubya.

Wonkette : Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:54:27 +0000

My favorite was when he lost the election in 2000. Alas, too good to last...

Wonkette : Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:51:44 +0000

I suspect that this is one institution where "Lie-Bury" might actually be the appropriate pronunciation.

Wonkette : Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:48:12 +0000

I thought that was all of 2002.

Wonkette : Oh Look, An Actual Shadow Government Conspiracy Called 'Skunk Works' Is Happening In Michigan

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 19:14:56 +0000

You mean Al Capp libel.