Ikimizi

Ikimizi

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 2 replies · +9 points

Socrates got the death penalty for corrupting the youth of Athens. I'm not sure Brat's constituents are going to be down with that. There might be a cup of hemlock tea in his future.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 0 replies · +7 points

You only hurt the ones you love.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 2 replies · +14 points

When you're hanging by your ankles and wearing a poorly-fitted diaper.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 1 reply · +10 points

Wonkette, bastion of journalistic integrity, plus buttsechs.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 2 replies · +16 points

If a black woman wears beige yoga pants, does it still count as "simulated nudity"?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Want To Go To A Measle... · 0 replies · +23 points

Okay, can Homeland Security classify anti-vaxxers as terrorists now? I mean, they're intentionally going after our children with biological weapons, right?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 2 replies · +19 points

Does the dead lady at least get maternity leave (and pay) from her employer?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Forces A... · 1 reply · +8 points

I can think of something Roy could do with that cross.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Obama Needs Mike ... · 0 replies · +26 points

Yes, Mike, it was conservative Christians who fought to change America and end racism. Because that's what conservatives are always doing, trying to find new ways of thinking to make things better for everyone. It's why so many evangelical Pastors are fighting for gay marriage today.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +7 points

So now I'm going to have to invite people to my orgies?