IceCreamEmpress

IceCreamEmpress

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - 'American Spring' Coup... · 0 replies · +2 points

I was going to say it was like Smarty's Party, but then I realized that at least Smarty wasn't an imbecile.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - 'American Spring' Coup... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hey, they have black friends that one doctor guy and maybe T. D. Jakes.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - 'American Spring' Coup... · 0 replies · +4 points

And after the party, it's the hotel nursing home lobby.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Reasonable GOP Obamaca... · 0 replies · +3 points

Only people who went to Princeton think that "top three Ivies" is a thing. It is fucking hilarious that Princeton students think their biggest rival is Harvard, talk about "the Harvard game," etc.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fix: Is John Boehn... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hells yeah, but I work at home.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ayn Rand Dating Site M... · 0 replies · +5 points

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ayn Rand Dating Site M... · 0 replies · +19 points

"Gimme a FUCK! Gimme a YOU! Gimme a GOT! Gimme a MINE!
FUCK YOU GOT MINE! FUCK YOU GOT MINE! Randbots! Randbots! Gooooooold STANDARD!"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - [Delta] House Teabagg... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ring, ring, Obamaphone! It's a phone with appeal!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - [Delta] House Teabagg... · 0 replies · +7 points

They should be...LEAVING! What a good idea!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fix: Is John Boehn... · 0 replies · +12 points

Look, we know that the Duke of Orange is alternately hitting two bottles---the Curaçao bottle and the self-tanner bottle---but the drunkies don't have dibs on the serenity prayer!