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Scout rushes are just hilarious. The sound of WOOHOOBONKHOODISPENSAHEABOINK will become a trigger of fear in your mind after your first defeat at the hands of a Scoutrushing team.
Soldier rushes are a cakewalk if you have at least two Demomen or Pyros on your team who know what the fuck they're doing (As rare as that is. You think W-M1 Pyros are annoying? Try W-M1 Grenade Demomen).
And Medic rushes are just weird. You'd think a team full of people not attacking you as hard and just healing eachother wouldn't be a threat, and it isn't in CTF, but in CP and Payload, they become an auto-healing reinforced concrete wall. A team of 10 Medics takes all of two Heavys' ammo to clear out, and that's if their aim is good.
Heavy rushes... Just a one-word summary: WHRRRRRRRRRRRATATATATATATATATATA
The main reason why I like the Touch is games anyway. Assassin's Creed, Resident Evil 4, Brothers in Arms, Need for Speed Undercover, and even casual stuff like the simple Bejeweled or Peggle, and the fact that you can play your music while playing any of those games makes the premise even more appealing. Let me tell you, nothing like playing Resident Evil with the Tank theme from L4D blasting in your ears, or setting the last race of NFSU to Pendulum's Propane Nightmares. Sweet stuff. That and the fact that it might be getting even more big name games, and even Valve hinting at the possibility of making a game or two for it (anyone remember that oddly good-looking version of Portal being played on an iPhone? That's Valve's).
As for TF2, I usually go by the name of Mentlegen or Papa Capp or something of the sort. I frequent the nomnomnom server, but I head elsewhere occasionally, like the ubercharged.net server.
And yes you have seen me on TF2. I was probably that Spy who facestabbed you just a second or so out of the resupply in Well. Although I could be mistaken.
I think that alone is worth the wait.
But just judging from most of their stuff, I can at least scientifically say this:
Nico Nico [Douga] = Video games ÷ Memes - Art + Music x Awesome
Most are pro-iPod for some odd reason. = /