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12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Yep, a double dose of ... · 0 replies · 0 points

Amatuer

The REAL Paula uses a table leg to masturbate

You might as well give me my profile back.

Hugs,
Paula
-the one you want to masturbate

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Today's GIF forcast...... · 0 replies · -2 points

I hope that is not a thinly veiled reference to her gash

That would be rude and uncalled for

Kisses
Paula
-the one who's gash dwarfes Grand Canyon

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Today's GIF forcast...... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh Dear,

At first I thought you said 'Fisters', I love to be in front of them too, you know, "sticking it to the man" and all.

Hugs,
Paula
-being fisted before you ever heard of it

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · -34 points

If you are a guy pretending to be a girl, and she is a girl pretending she is not a guy, and other gays don't like chicks, but she has never had a date, and neither have you, what time does that make it in Houston?

Kisses,
Paula
-the one who sucks at math

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Awkward TSA pat-downs ... · 0 replies · -4 points

you are absolutely right, Dear

It's time to SHUT UP and BE HAPPY.

it's the law now.

Hugs,
Paula
-the one who invented the totalitarian state.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 1 reply · -86 points

That's what happens when you start a new profile, Darling.

Besides, it's the NEW and IMPROVED Paula... I've gone Hipster (you've probably never heard of it)

Kisses,
Paula
-the one who is currently hip

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · 0 points

Where can I get in line to get my free fuck?

Kisses,
Paula,
-the one you want to fuck

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 2 replies · 0 points

Soon my dear.

I'm thinking of unrolling my titties and sending them in.

I need a panoramic camera though.......

Hugs,
Paula
-the one who's tits look like rocks in socks

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · 0 points

That's because she is a ma ma ma monkey.

That makes you....... my kind of guy!!

Kisses
Hipster Paula
-the one who bangs monkeys

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 4 replies · -217 points

HEEELLLOOO My Darlings

I had to just make a new profile, that bitch won't give me my profile back. Ahh well, who would have thougt 1234 was a bad password?

Anyhooo,

The only thing this little girl is missing is my balls on her chin. A BALLCHINNIAN!!!

Have her come by, we will RECTIFY THAT!!!

Kisses,

Paula
-the one you long to date

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