en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1672530 Comments by HempDogbane http://wonkette.com/540348/florida-gun-owner-wants-florida-to-regulate-backyard-shooting-ranges-ha-ha-yeah-as-if#IDComment789245523 "giant-ass rodents" or "giant ass-rodents"? Asking for a friend. Mon, 27 Jan 2014 18:45:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540348/florida-gun-owner-wants-florida-to-regulate-backyard-shooting-ranges-ha-ha-yeah-as-if#IDComment789245523 http://wonkette.com/540331/hero-dea-head-rejects-obamas-embrace-of-pot-science-jazz#IDComment789199535 She probably disapproves of my hemp shower curtain too. Mon, 27 Jan 2014 15:35:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540331/hero-dea-head-rejects-obamas-embrace-of-pot-science-jazz#IDComment789199535 http://wonkette.com/540318/sunday-bloody-nyt-sunday-special-rand-paul-edition-with-extra-special-guest-star-the-washington-post#IDComment789070086 In 6 degrees: Black Walnut trees -> Walnut Grove, MN -> Laura Ingalls Wilder -> Rose Wilder Lane -> Ayn Rand -> that asshole from Wisconsin who could have been VP Mon, 27 Jan 2014 05:56:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540318/sunday-bloody-nyt-sunday-special-rand-paul-edition-with-extra-special-guest-star-the-washington-post#IDComment789070086 http://wonkette.com/540161/john-boehner-on-leno-i-am-a-huge-alcoholic-probably#IDComment788318620 Boehner appears on Leno, then Leno goes off the air. Coincidence? Fri, 24 Jan 2014 15:49:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540161/john-boehner-on-leno-i-am-a-huge-alcoholic-probably#IDComment788318620 http://wonkette.com/540127/tyrant-obama-puts-dinesh-dsouza-in-gulag-for-crime-of-loving-america-too-much#IDComment788311946 Dinesh D'Oh! Fri, 24 Jan 2014 15:25:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540127/tyrant-obama-puts-dinesh-dsouza-in-gulag-for-crime-of-loving-america-too-much#IDComment788311946 http://wonkette.com/540112/your-next-alaska-senator-lady-can-sing-in-tongues-san-yay-koopala-peeba-okalabana-in-jesus-name#IDComment788066046 May she sing more songs about buildings and food. Thu, 23 Jan 2014 22:38:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540112/your-next-alaska-senator-lady-can-sing-in-tongues-san-yay-koopala-peeba-okalabana-in-jesus-name#IDComment788066046 http://wonkette.com/540107/peggy-noonan-plays-a-clever-rhetorical-trick-watch-carefully-and-see-if-you-can-catch-it#IDComment788050125 I'm imagining if on that "liberal hunting permit" they accidentally (and correctly) wrote Democratic Conventions, and thereby invalidated the permit. Thu, 23 Jan 2014 21:34:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540107/peggy-noonan-plays-a-clever-rhetorical-trick-watch-carefully-and-see-if-you-can-catch-it#IDComment788050125 http://wonkette.com/540066/glenn-beck-logic-time-creationists-are-galileo-and-bill-nye-science-guy-is-the-catholic-church-inquisitioning-them#IDComment787986533 Wait for the shit storm after his Wrecking Ball video drops ! Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:10:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540066/glenn-beck-logic-time-creationists-are-galileo-and-bill-nye-science-guy-is-the-catholic-church-inquisitioning-them#IDComment787986533 http://wonkette.com/539899/deleted-comments-of-the-day-gun-humpers-more-gun-humpers-and-david-brooks#IDComment787654282 "the only thing that would have saved the lives of these children is trained and armed NON-UNION teachers/staff." Wed, 22 Jan 2014 21:51:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539899/deleted-comments-of-the-day-gun-humpers-more-gun-humpers-and-david-brooks#IDComment787654282 http://wonkette.com/539999/super-secret-spy-man-jim-garrow-survives-obamas-or-satans-latest-attempt-to-kill-him#IDComment787639448 "free to go on rightwing radio shows" = hiding in plain sight. Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:57:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539999/super-secret-spy-man-jim-garrow-survives-obamas-or-satans-latest-attempt-to-kill-him#IDComment787639448 http://wonkette.com/539999/super-secret-spy-man-jim-garrow-survives-obamas-or-satans-latest-attempt-to-kill-him#IDComment787638710 This is all caused by Miley Cyrus' Ridiculous Outfit Which Leaves Nothing To the Imagination ! Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:54:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539999/super-secret-spy-man-jim-garrow-survives-obamas-or-satans-latest-attempt-to-kill-him#IDComment787638710 http://wonkette.com/539987/hero-judge-hasnt-halliburton-dude-who-destroyed-gulf-oil-spill-evidence-suffered-enough#IDComment787613232 WWJD? (What Would Jethro Do?) Wed, 22 Jan 2014 19:22:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539987/hero-judge-hasnt-halliburton-dude-who-destroyed-gulf-oil-spill-evidence-suffered-enough#IDComment787613232 http://wonkette.com/539966/michigan-republican-definitely-not-responsible-for-saying-we-should-fence-detroit-round-up-the-indians#IDComment787598384 I'd like one of those blankets, if there's any extra. No need to fence me, I'll stay put. Wed, 22 Jan 2014 18:30:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539966/michigan-republican-definitely-not-responsible-for-saying-we-should-fence-detroit-round-up-the-indians#IDComment787598384 http://wonkette.com/539832/florida-house-candidate-celebrates-mlk-day-by-calling-for-obama-to-be-hanged-by-the-neck-until-dead#IDComment787216514 In Russia, Republican Party resigns from you. Tue, 21 Jan 2014 19:44:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539832/florida-house-candidate-celebrates-mlk-day-by-calling-for-obama-to-be-hanged-by-the-neck-until-dead#IDComment787216514 http://wonkette.com/539842/ezra-klein-didnt-get-ten-million-dollars-from-washington-post-taking-his-wonkblog-and-going-home#IDComment787179624 His version of "When I Was Born For The 7th Time" kills. Tue, 21 Jan 2014 17:53:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539842/ezra-klein-didnt-get-ten-million-dollars-from-washington-post-taking-his-wonkblog-and-going-home#IDComment787179624 http://wonkette.com/539842/ezra-klein-didnt-get-ten-million-dollars-from-washington-post-taking-his-wonkblog-and-going-home#IDComment787178628 There's a lot of this going around. I also didn't get $10M from the WaPo. Tue, 21 Jan 2014 17:49:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539842/ezra-klein-didnt-get-ten-million-dollars-from-washington-post-taking-his-wonkblog-and-going-home#IDComment787178628 http://wonkette.com/539833/uh-oh-joe-scarborough-is-a-communist-now#IDComment787168796 Lee Atwater also played a guitar. Tue, 21 Jan 2014 17:14:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539833/uh-oh-joe-scarborough-is-a-communist-now#IDComment787168796 http://wonkette.com/539826/fox-news-thinks-black-children-should-stop-doing-not-as-much-pot-as-their-white-counterparts#IDComment787142964 Those bar charts are color coded ! Tue, 21 Jan 2014 15:47:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539826/fox-news-thinks-black-children-should-stop-doing-not-as-much-pot-as-their-white-counterparts#IDComment787142964 http://wonkette.com/539816/sean-hannity-leaving-new-york-because-mean-gov-cuomo-doesnt-love-extreme-conservatives-enough#IDComment787126994 He can bunk at Rush's place until he gets back on his feet. Tue, 21 Jan 2014 14:52:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539816/sean-hannity-leaving-new-york-because-mean-gov-cuomo-doesnt-love-extreme-conservatives-enough#IDComment787126994 http://wonkette.com/539788/your-stupidity-induced-gun-violence-double-feature-is-here#IDComment786917380 "I have to shoot myself there so they don't shoot me here." Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:44:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539788/your-stupidity-induced-gun-violence-double-feature-is-here#IDComment786917380