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But thanks for the opinion though!
The Ceiling Fan Forums had lost most of its dedicated subscribers.
Ethan: Phil what do we do?
Phil:Calm down Ethan, calm down ethan, calm down ethan
P; Intern Kirt! Get the radio on now! Ethan is overreacting again!
Kirt: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, sure dude. ..........................................Whats a radio? is it like one of those old walkie talkies?
P: Nevermind. Ill get it my self
E:(still hyperventilating and muttering something about time travel and Katie Leigh between gasps)
P:(running back) Here i got it! This should calm him down.
K: turn it on and lets ride this Sludge Bubble.
(John Watsenburger fades in through Radio)
J; Good morning and welcome to the CFNN Odyssey Update. Today a low-budget fan podcast run by a young teen has taken a dramatic turn for the worst. Tom, can you tell us how to think?/
Tom: Thanks John. im here with a young male by the name of Luke. Luke, what do you think of the Ceiling fans turn for the worse?
Luke: Huh? Whats that?
T: A low budget fan podcast that has taken a turn for the worst.
L: Never heard of it.
T: Thats too bad.
L: Well, gotta go play some more League of Legeron with my pals to rank to Gold 3
T: Are you saying that the LoL is stopping you from investing your time in low budget fan podcasts?
T: do you lie often?
T: Hmm. Well, it seems that LoL is taking my pay salary and my clients time. I wonder if i could get a job there. Back To you John.
J: Thanks Tom for that INTERESTING Report. This has been an Odyssey News Update, Goodnight.
( Back to The gang. Ethan has stopped Hyperventilating)
P: That wasn't what i was expecting
E: PHIL! Did you hear that! Our podcast is losing listeners!
P: Of course we are! haven't you checked our feed?
E: No, let me do that........
E: No wonder our podcast isn't doing well, there is no new content in like forever!
P: told you
E: they must all be Listening online to reruns over and over and over again. They must love me sooo much.
P: Ethan i dont think.... nevermind
E: well, maybe we could get a tired fanboy to write a fake script that the audience could read during their boredom.
P:that might work
K: Hey have you guys seen my aunt recently?
P and E: No.....
K: Because i just realized that i still have her car!
P: that might ruin your relationship for like forever
E: or it might be a forgotten plot detail
P: or that too
E: well, better do the raps
(Ethan procedes to end the episode with the raps)
I will post another shortly. Tell me what you think about this one....
( Any Reference to the popular game League of Legends is entirely purposeful in this script)
Well, must say the ceiling fan almost made me cry listening to it again.
Especially that piano solo at the end of 53 part 2.
Ceiling Fan 2.0?