gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Nazi Dad Just Wants His Parental Reichs

Mon, 30 Dec 2013 23:50:49 +0000

Just for this one guy....can't we bring back sterilization?

Wonkette : Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck

Mon, 7 Oct 2013 20:04:28 +0000

Drinking game: Every time an actual "fact" accidentally makes it's way onto News Deck.

Wonkette : Tennessee Church Harshes Nice Time, Shuns Mom For Holding Gay Daughter's Hand

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 17:29:20 +0000

"State of fornication"? Is that the same state that all those preachers who keep getting their hands stuck in the honeypot hail from?

Wonkette : Wingnut Matt Barber Vows He Will Not Get Gay Married, Even If It Means Death Camps And Jail

Mon, 1 Jul 2013 22:24:45 +0000

It sounds like this guy really wants to be fed to the lions...

Wonkette : You Fools! You Will Not Love Your Precious Wendy Davis Anymore Once You Find Out Her Terrible Secret

Mon, 1 Jul 2013 17:30:55 +0000

Everyone looks terrible in their school pictures. She's still way more fappable than any female Republican...

Wonkette : Even the Ads Are Racist On World Net Daily

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:20:18 +0000

So Michael Hastings dies in a car crash and WorldNutDaily has an actual physical magazine now?!? I need a drink...

Wonkette : With Nothing Else to Worry About, Congress Cuts Food Stamp Budget

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:18:22 +0000

Well, we've got to cut the money somewhere! I mean, have you seen the NSA's catering budget lately?

Wonkette : Deleted Messages Of The Day: Yr Wonkette Is Not Universally Admired

Fri, 31 May 2013 22:24:27 +0000

"This website is only for commies to talk to commies." Oh, noes! He's discovered our secret, comrades! Time to march! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suVB3YGIUk0

Wonkette : Weep Weep Wonket For Your Fallen Hero Michele Bachmann

Wed, 29 May 2013 14:50:51 +0000

That video is comedy gold...

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer Still Obsessed With Boy Scouts' Firm Young Buttocks

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:55:32 +0000

Yeah, Fischer sure talks an awful lot about "going soft". It all makes perfect sense now...

Wonkette : Here Is Jim Hoft's Apology From Your Wonkette

Tue, 28 May 2013 00:25:38 +0000

Every Republican who ever lived?

Wonkette : Here Is Jim Hoft's Apology From Your Wonkette

Mon, 27 May 2013 22:19:44 +0000

Once again, Hoft has truly earned his infamous moniker! #payup Also, the comments on that post are pretty amusing...

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan's New Column Comes Wrapped In Authentic Sense Of Wingnut Victimhood Plus An American Fl

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:31:01 +0000

“interestingly fearless” = recycles stale teabagger talking points.

Wonkette : Kansas Genius: If We Cut Taxes On Groceries People Will Just Buy Food All The Time

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:31:22 +0000

I dunno. He may be on to something, if you look at it in a non-teabagger way. If you keep much higher taxes on crappy "food" like Cocoa Puffs and Oreos and make actual food, like fresh fruit, veggies, nuts, meat, free-range eggs, etc. lower-tax or even tax-free. I know, I know! What a nutty idea!

Wonkette : Tea Party Plans Epic Comeback By Destroying Obama For Reals This Time

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:52:28 +0000

“We’ve worked so hard these past few years and it’s paying off! We’re witnessing the unraveling of a presidency at an unprecedented rate.” Sure, at this rate they'll FINALLY have some real dirt on him by around....November 2016.

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:12:00 +0000

That seems to be a common pattern for closeted right-wing types...

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:08:17 +0000

Has he ever seen a grown man naked?

Wonkette : Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:37:33 +0000

So, prayer hasn't worked *once* in the last 2000 years. What makes these idiots think it's going to work this time? REPEAL OBAMACARE AGAIN!!!

Wonkette : BREAKING!!1! HOUSE REPEALS OBAMACARE!!!!!!

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:37:57 +0000

And people wonder why Congress' approval rating is only 13%. Actually, I'm surprised it's that high...

Wonkette : Civil Disobedience Gun March Guy May Not Really 'Get' Gandhi

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:36:26 +0000

With such a staggering level of cognitive dissonance, I'm surprised these idiots still have the brainpower to actually dress and feed themselves...