en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/8326531 Comments by Hellhamster1 http://wonkette.com/555473/wnd-idiot-erik-rush-just-asking-whether-obama-shot-down-flight-17-he-totally-did#IDComment859263798 Those individuals responsible for the deletions have, themselves, been deleted. Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:09:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555473/wnd-idiot-erik-rush-just-asking-whether-obama-shot-down-flight-17-he-totally-did#IDComment859263798 http://wonkette.com/555167/john-mccain-being-a-big-rino-lib-squish-again-just-because-arizona-tortured-a-guy-whatever#IDComment857897127 "This is in stark comparison to the gruesome, vicious suffering that he inflicted on his two victims — and the lifetime of suffering he has caused their family,” said the Republican governor." So really the family should have been allowed to beat, strangle, stab, or shoot to death the offender. Could become a new reality show on Faux News. Fri, 25 Jul 2014 17:18:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555167/john-mccain-being-a-big-rino-lib-squish-again-just-because-arizona-tortured-a-guy-whatever#IDComment857897127 http://wonkette.com/554885/area-woman-still-cant-stop-thinking-about-sandra-flukes-totalitarian-vagina#IDComment857104452 This is the cut-line description of "How Political Ethics Replaced Biblical Morality": "Unnatural deism is godlessness in which the needs and wants of the body, mediated by the brain, are elevated to pre-eminent, quasi-divine status." HOLY FUCK!!!! That would entice you to read it? I feel like I need to wash my eyes with carbolic. Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:22:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554885/area-woman-still-cant-stop-thinking-about-sandra-flukes-totalitarian-vagina#IDComment857104452 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856394917 And then there's general inspection, de-briefing, ordnance issue, weapons check, heck they'd be lucky to have one person every ten miles. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 21:08:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856394917 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856387523 It's what you might call The Thin Red Line, or as Andy Griffith said in "No Time for Sergeants": "it's what you might call our 2nd line of defense". Mon, 21 Jul 2014 20:41:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856387523 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856373795 Since the Texas - Mexico Border is 1,241 miles long, that translates into a solitary National Guard member every 1.25 miles -- An Iron Barrier if ever there was. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 19:54:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554736/rick-perry-president-of-the-united-states-of-texas-sending-troops-to-fight-evil-brown-kids#IDComment856373795 http://wonkette.com/554203/federal-judges-ramming-atheist-wedding-officiants-down-indianas-throat#IDComment854287661 You'd be lucky if your mother was a hamster. Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:34:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554203/federal-judges-ramming-atheist-wedding-officiants-down-indianas-throat#IDComment854287661 http://wonkette.com/554203/federal-judges-ramming-atheist-wedding-officiants-down-indianas-throat#IDComment854287561 The sheep is okay, it's the dog I find worrisome. Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:34:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554203/federal-judges-ramming-atheist-wedding-officiants-down-indianas-throat#IDComment854287561 http://wonkette.com/554163/arizona-charter-school-history-book-slavery-was-awesome#IDComment854042375 If the book even mentions it, I imagine Andersonville is described as a "pleasant convalescent home or resort in Georgia for unavoidably detained Union Soldiers." Mon, 14 Jul 2014 20:26:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554163/arizona-charter-school-history-book-slavery-was-awesome#IDComment854042375 http://wonkette.com/554158/author-of-excellent-stop-being-gay-book-arrested-for-molesting-teen-boy-allegedly-again#IDComment854035812 "Do it for Jesus" -- so many directions to go with that. Mon, 14 Jul 2014 19:54:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554158/author-of-excellent-stop-being-gay-book-arrested-for-molesting-teen-boy-allegedly-again#IDComment854035812 http://wonkette.com/554026/the-aubergine-testament-god-sends-special-eggplant-message-to-louisiana-restaurant#IDComment853220217 There's gonna be a fucking lot of eggplant hacked in two, south of the Mason-Dixon Line tonight. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 20:52:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554026/the-aubergine-testament-god-sends-special-eggplant-message-to-louisiana-restaurant#IDComment853220217 http://wonkette.com/553839/victory-fracking-defeats-dumb-stupid-useless-colorado-national-park-nobody-wanted-anyway#IDComment852474320 "National Industrial Parks"? Young man, I like the cut of your jib, we here at the Council for Growth are always looking for those with an innovative perspective on the benefits of seeing everything the corporate way. So if you'll just stop by our office, we have a contract for you to sign, there's some blood-letting involved but that's quite minor. I assure you. Wed, 9 Jul 2014 20:02:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553839/victory-fracking-defeats-dumb-stupid-useless-colorado-national-park-nobody-wanted-anyway#IDComment852474320 http://wonkette.com/553736/whopping-11000-fine-in-west-virginia-water-poisoning-will-surely-make-polluters-think-twice#IDComment852418854 And since Freedom Industries declared bankruptcy, the sole sanction will be that the owners will release a statement to the press stating: "My Bad". Wed, 9 Jul 2014 16:40:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553736/whopping-11000-fine-in-west-virginia-water-poisoning-will-surely-make-polluters-think-twice#IDComment852418854 http://wonkette.com/553398/california-gets-in-on-hot-fun-screaming-at-brown-babies-action#IDComment849689948 Mother's Day, 1961 -- Anniston, Alabama -- "The Freedom Ride", now the featured recreation/thrill ride at the new MGM Studios Theme Park, Riverside CA. Wed, 2 Jul 2014 19:45:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553398/california-gets-in-on-hot-fun-screaming-at-brown-babies-action#IDComment849689948 http://wonkette.com/553123/blackwaters-erik-prince-wrote-a-book-about-erik-prince-and-how-he-is-awesome#IDComment849290630 I know these guys. Because they were "git-r-done" buffoons, they wouldn't wait for intelligence or recon or wide patrol reports, NOOOOOO they were so motherfuckin' full of themselves, they would lead their companies into an NVA ambush, and then have the nerve to ask us all to reflect on the "good men we lost today" and then put themselves in for a commendation. I shouda fragged that asshole when I had the chance. Tue, 1 Jul 2014 16:35:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553123/blackwaters-erik-prince-wrote-a-book-about-erik-prince-and-how-he-is-awesome#IDComment849290630 http://wonkette.com/552521/surprise-christian-radio-host-in-jail-for-trying-to-buy-sex-with-young-boys-whatever-allegedly#IDComment846271125 Next stop of the Right Wing Love Train . . . the weepy asking for god's forgiveness. Mon, 23 Jun 2014 18:39:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/552521/surprise-christian-radio-host-in-jail-for-trying-to-buy-sex-with-young-boys-whatever-allegedly#IDComment846271125 http://wonkette.com/551711/hero-mom-will-save-her-homeschooled-babies-from-the-unending-imaginary-terror-of-common-core#IDComment843549937 It will become unpossible, but I suspect that's a mute point already. Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:26:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551711/hero-mom-will-save-her-homeschooled-babies-from-the-unending-imaginary-terror-of-common-core#IDComment843549937 http://wonkette.com/551757/lets-meet-lee-atwaters-widow-sally-who-is-running-for-something-somewhere-badly#IDComment843500943 Lee Atwater or "How I Wasted my Talents as a Blues Guitarist to Serve People Who Would Have Spat on Robert Johnson-or Worse". Mon, 16 Jun 2014 16:32:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551757/lets-meet-lee-atwaters-widow-sally-who-is-running-for-something-somewhere-badly#IDComment843500943 http://wonkette.com/551574/deleted-comments-of-the-day-the-gun-is-good#IDComment842457502 One too many "o"s. To them; the gun is god. Fri, 13 Jun 2014 20:51:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551574/deleted-comments-of-the-day-the-gun-is-good#IDComment842457502 http://wonkette.com/551605/fun-renewamerica-lady-will-roundhouse-kick-you-until-you-agree-with-her-about-obama#IDComment842350190 Wonkette you are wrong -- she was never in the Top 40 on Billboard. She placed a song on Billboard's Dance Music chart, back in 1993. It lasted for 5 weeks, and peaked at #41. But this is the best part: it's a remake of the hit, written by Rick James, by the Mary Jane Girls, "In My House". Unfortunately I can't find it on YouTube, but I wonder why her bio fails to mention that her one and only almost-hit is a sex-laced song made famous by a girl group named for a slang term for marijuana? Fri, 13 Jun 2014 14:47:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551605/fun-renewamerica-lady-will-roundhouse-kick-you-until-you-agree-with-her-about-obama#IDComment842350190