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KATU - Portland, OR : 7 California boys arrested in attack on teen | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News, Spo

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:30:22 +0000

The victim looks as if he could be Marco Rubio's son.

Breitbart.com : Porn mogul offers $1 mn for sex dirt on US officials

Mon, 5 Mar 2012 02:20:57 +0000

Larry Flynt is starting to look like a lesbian.

Vision to America : Rush Releases Apology Statement to Georgetown Law Student Sandra Fluke

Sun, 4 Mar 2012 07:27:12 +0000

She's probably a lesbian anyway.

Vision to America : President Obama: Koran Apology 'Calmed Things Down'

Thu, 1 Mar 2012 19:02:24 +0000

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim

Breitbart.com : US voices concern to China over media crackdown

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:49:46 +0000

Pongo you coattail grabbing pillow biter..,,,,,,,,, how are you?

Breitbart.com : US voices concern to China over media crackdown

Tue, 1 Mar 2011 02:24:16 +0000

Buffy's father looked like the guy from Wheel of Fortune.

Breitbart.com : Row over Russia winter Olympics mascots

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 22:29:04 +0000

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these gay-ass mascots.

Breitbart.com : Italy arrests 6 for stirring hate vs pope

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:17:53 +0000

Have you seen leader Qaddafi's face? How will we know when he's dead?

Breitbart.com : Thousands flee as Philippine volcano erupts

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 18:57:08 +0000

Muammar Gaddafi looks like a Charles Bronson / Mickey Rourke love child.

Breitbart.com : Russian police raid office of richest woman

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:29:15 +0000

Was her name Betty Ruble?

Breitbart.com : Being sober is boring: Charlie Sheen

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:59:43 +0000

San Francisco is reporting that pitchers and catchers are working out -- butt they aren't talking about the Giants.

Breitbart.com : Syrian blogger gets five years\' jail: rights group

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 07:43:42 +0000

Pitchers and catchers are reporting for San Francisco -- and the Giants are going to start Spring Training soon too.

Breitbart.com : Kremlin \'bans critical ballerina from TV\'

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 04:24:59 +0000

I've always hated critical ballerinas.

Big Peace : Code Pink Dupes Saved from Cairo Chaos by Evil Oil Company

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 22:32:40 +0000

More evidence that libtards are imbalanced -- her right boobie is a stand-up dude, but her left boobie should win a sag award.

Breitbart.com : Jordan tribes break taboo by targeting queen

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:22:44 +0000

When did Rudi Bakhtiar become Queen of Jordan? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWweuYluk4

Breitbart.com : Saddam targeted Bush, Rumsfeld daughters

Wed, 9 Feb 2011 02:12:59 +0000

I think Saddam really wanted Rumsfeld's Bush.

Breitbart.com : Deal signed to supply Iran fuel to Afghanistan

Sun, 6 Feb 2011 22:20:26 +0000

I hope that this year's Super Bowl commercials include Betty White nude scenes ... and I don't want to learn that Joan Rivers was her body double from behind.

Breitbart.com : Egypt Google staffer faces risk of torture: Amnesty

Sun, 6 Feb 2011 22:13:06 +0000

Does anyone really believe that Bradley Manning: http://static.ibnlive.com/pix/slideshow/11-2010/i... and Lynndie England are two different people? http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Pho...

Breitbart.com : Clinton cautiously welcomes Brotherhood talks

Sun, 6 Feb 2011 21:08:10 +0000

Ron Reagan Jr. looks like a don't ask, don't tell vampire.

Breitbart.com : World food prices hit record high: UN agency

Thu, 3 Feb 2011 18:16:15 +0000

I only eat fast food. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_NhDYmANA