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Tirico Suave : Chad Pennington Reacts To "Lose Yourself" The Way You'd Expect Most White Dudes To React To "Lose Yo

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:24:43 +0000

Seriously. Fucking looneys having quite the hatefuck soiree here tonight.

Tirico Suave : Historically Significant Teenage Girls All The Same To A Spit-Covered Channing Crowder

Mon, 8 Nov 2010 20:57:20 +0000

This whole site is pointless digs.

Tirico Suave : Eli Manning Has Had Sex At Least One Time

Wed, 3 Nov 2010 16:52:10 +0000

New to the internet, Kip?

Tirico Suave : Fireman Ed The Latest Within The Jets Organization To Find Himself On The Wrong Side Of The Law

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:32:58 +0000

To Fireman Ed's credit, he does have the entire stadium in the palm of his hand when he does his little shtick, but that said, he's still just a fan who does nothing aside from spelling his team's name over and over. He has no business making cameos in NFL commercials etc.

Tirico Suave : Righteously Stabbin', Spastic Dancin', God-Lovin' Snitches Will Love The Latest Old Spice Spots

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 14:46:57 +0000

No, he WAS actually accused of murder, by everyone on Earth, including the courts, but they call it an indictment.

Tirico Suave : Watermelon Baby Meets Gallagher

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 04:26:58 +0000

Not uh, mister internet commenter man. I'm the only one who decides what I am or am not better than.

Tirico Suave : Ichiro Brushes Up Against A Girl, Walks Away From A Woman

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:05:38 +0000

[youtube Z-IYk7YVW80 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-IYk7YVW80 youtube]

Tirico Suave : Dallas Braden Slays Rays; Grandma Slays A-Rod

Mon, 10 May 2010 01:15:24 +0000

Personally, I'd say it's the second most epic piece of centaur art I've ever seen. <img src="http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/swayze-centaur.jpg" alt="Dallas Braden - Alex Rodriguez - Perfect Game - Centaur Painting" />

Tirico Suave : UPDATE: Malware Gone, Site Back Up Working

Fri, 7 May 2010 04:44:36 +0000

I do. The site was working fine for me. It was affecting PCs mostly from what I gathered.

Tirico Suave : An Brief, Open Letter To Anyone Who Finds Spelling Errors On Baseball Jerseys Compelling

Fri, 9 Apr 2010 22:23:00 +0000

Cam'ron and I share many sensibilities. We also have very similar platforms when it comes to snitching.

Tirico Suave : Causes I Can Get Behind: Fixing DirecTV's Weather Conundrum

Sat, 6 Feb 2010 22:11:36 +0000

'Fraid not. Losee is the Knicks and Jets guy. I'm the perennially sad yet hopeful Lions fan.

Tirico Suave : Tennessee Student Body Wishes Lane Kiffin The Best In All His Future Endeavors

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:22:35 +0000

That rock is like a Girl Talk record. I discover something new I like about it each time I take it all in.

Tirico Suave : Code Red In Memphis

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:26:09 +0000

Kiffin trying to burn the whole state down before he takes off......

Tirico Suave : I Will Fight For Your Honor, Darrelle

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:23:29 +0000

Ted Ginn = beast.

Tirico Suave : Explaining Why Acquiring Milton Bradley Was A Brilliant Move And Not The Trade The Will Cause The Ma

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:30:23 +0000

Yeah, the Morrow move was a bit of a headscratcher considering all the rumors he was a part of, but GMZ has turned a $100M+, 59 win godawful team into a contender a little over a year and a half so he gets a pass here, especially considering that he's probably also not done making moves.

Tirico Suave : EJ Henderson Doesn\'t Remember His Leg Bending In That Direction Before

Tue, 8 Dec 2009 05:53:35 +0000

This is how I'm picturing you in my head.
<img src="http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/mrshenderson.jpg">

Tirico Suave : Harbaugh Jeopardizes Win to Get Gerhart Heisman

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:32:53 +0000

Just so you're aware Rico, words in the comments section DO NOT count towards the 2500 that you promised you'd give us this year. And of course any unused words rollover to 2010. <img src="http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/rollovermom.jpg">

Tirico Suave : The Suave: Your One-Stop Place For UFL Coverage

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:16:45 +0000

Yeah, mature the fuck up, ya jerk!

Tirico Suave : Knicks Certifiably Unwatchable

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:31:43 +0000

"The Suave's intramural squad could put up a minimum of 70 points on the Knicks."
Make this happen, Los.
(goes outside and puts up 1000 jumpers)

Tirico Suave : Jeff Fisher T-shirts Worthy Of Outrage

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:18:58 +0000

It might be time for us to open a shop on Zazzle.