en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1673532 Comments by Gorillionaire http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment950081543 Our Editrix and Sara Benincasa, as a team. Yes you know what I mean. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:45:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment950081543 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment950081162 Colin Quinn is kind of a right wing jerk. Marc Maron is too much of a pussy. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:43:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575840/jon-stewart-made-an-announcement-last-night-dont-wanna-talk-about-it#IDComment950081162 http://wonkette.com/575923/john-boehner-mad-enough-at-democrat-obstruction-to-say-a-cuss#IDComment949815605 Fuck the DHS. It is nothing but a giant cookie jar for Cheney's cronies. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:21:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575923/john-boehner-mad-enough-at-democrat-obstruction-to-say-a-cuss#IDComment949815605 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949772077 As noted above, there is a certain brand of gun-fetishing asshole just like the guy in this story. I have unfriended a few. For these guys being an "atheist" or whatever is just another way to try to differentiate themselves from the rest of the dreck that worships guns. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:17:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949772077 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949271295 I still think that Georgie knew. By summer 2004 his entire focus went from "confirming the evidence" to "shut up you smartie smart people." Mon, 9 Feb 2015 21:17:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949271295 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949270579 Damn straight. And every damn time another torture horror is unveiled, the entire Cheney clan swarms the airwaves to yell at us for noticing. Mon, 9 Feb 2015 21:13:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949270579 http://wonkette.com/575531/supreme-court-forces-alabamas-top-wingnut-judge-to-swallow-gay-marriage#IDComment949227743 Thomas and Scalia, sittin' in a tree... Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:50:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575531/supreme-court-forces-alabamas-top-wingnut-judge-to-swallow-gay-marriage#IDComment949227743 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949213960 Freud was right - it's all about their small penises. Mon, 9 Feb 2015 16:45:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949213960 http://wonkette.com/575320/forget-elmo-videos-teach-kids-about-stranger-danger-by-kidnapping-them#IDComment948484690 Has Dershowitz stepped in to defend them yet? Fri, 6 Feb 2015 21:21:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575320/forget-elmo-videos-teach-kids-about-stranger-danger-by-kidnapping-them#IDComment948484690 http://wonkette.com/575295/scott-walker-dicking-over-everyone-in-wisconsin-will-definitely-run-for-president-now#IDComment948461178 How does he keep winning? He doesn't have to win. He's got the most corrupt state election board in history. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:17:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575295/scott-walker-dicking-over-everyone-in-wisconsin-will-definitely-run-for-president-now#IDComment948461178 http://wonkette.com/575102/morning-maddow-rnc-and-hategroup-afa-might-not-heart-israel-after-all#IDComment948138065 The two most disturbing things about this story are: 1. The AFA has a half million dollars in the seat cushions to blow on shenanigans like this. 2. Everybody involved figured for at least a few minutes it was a cool idea. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:15:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575102/morning-maddow-rnc-and-hategroup-afa-might-not-heart-israel-after-all#IDComment948138065 http://wonkette.com/575102/morning-maddow-rnc-and-hategroup-afa-might-not-heart-israel-after-all#IDComment948137307 Safety, yeah. At any given time there are several US congresscritters, mostly Rethugs, who are in Israel, on their way to Israel, or on their way back from Israel. There are so many business and military contract tentacles connecting the two entities that there is practically an airbus going back and forth there. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:13:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575102/morning-maddow-rnc-and-hategroup-afa-might-not-heart-israel-after-all#IDComment948137307 http://wonkette.com/575115/politico-wins-the-morning-with-some-henry-kissinger-knob-gobbling#IDComment948135803 Zsa Zsa Gabor was forced to go on a blind date with him. Sad story. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 16:06:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575115/politico-wins-the-morning-with-some-henry-kissinger-knob-gobbling#IDComment948135803 http://wonkette.com/574890/glenn-beck-science-is-the-vatican-anti-vaxxers-are-galileo-i-am-still-an-idiot#IDComment947839425 Is there, by chance, a real such thing as a Neil DeGrass Tyson comfy chair? Asking for a friend. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:43:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574890/glenn-beck-science-is-the-vatican-anti-vaxxers-are-galileo-i-am-still-an-idiot#IDComment947839425 http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947572866 My new Senator, elected via millions and millions of Koch dollars. Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:15:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947572866 http://wonkette.com/574696/mike-huckabee-doing-the-gay-is-just-like-swearing-having-a-beer#IDComment947291958 In the balcony at a performance of Swan Lake. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 20:40:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574696/mike-huckabee-doing-the-gay-is-just-like-swearing-having-a-beer#IDComment947291958 http://wonkette.com/574701/america-embarks-on-dumbest-science-debate-ever#IDComment947291028 How soon until Orange County CA has its own "pile of little arms"? Mon, 2 Feb 2015 20:35:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574701/america-embarks-on-dumbest-science-debate-ever#IDComment947291028 http://wonkette.com/574595/the-snake-oil-bulletin-you-want-to-read-about-the-amazing-randi-the-greatest-woo-fighter#IDComment946822642 If you can find a copy of Randi's book "Learned Pigs and Fire Breathing Women" you should add it to your personal library at once. It is a book that you will read and re-read parts of over and over for the rest of your days. Sun, 1 Feb 2015 17:14:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574595/the-snake-oil-bulletin-you-want-to-read-about-the-amazing-randi-the-greatest-woo-fighter#IDComment946822642 http://wonkette.com/574388/bill-oreilly-and-sarah-palin-engage-in-war-of-wits-both-lose#IDComment945986235 That was a pretty crap audition for Newsmax TV, Sarah. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 17:37:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574388/bill-oreilly-and-sarah-palin-engage-in-war-of-wits-both-lose#IDComment945986235 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945399848 It is charming that Huck thinks that women in the South do not cuss. He has obviously never been in the car with my Mom whilst being pulled over by the NC State Patrol. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:22:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945399848