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Golfing_OJ

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging the End O... · 3 replies · +27 points

Anyone who adds the conjunction "but" after beginning a sentence with the words "Yes, a bunch of kids were killed" is a horrible cunt who should lose a kid or two of their own to gun violence in order to see clearly why employing such conjunctivity makes people cunts.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Boss Fires 22 Emp... · 1 reply · +26 points

I know why he's pissed. Me and Thugz and our homes Intelligent-Wize were in his district, just cold votin' all over the place! We'd go in and out of the polling place, just votin' and votin', stall by stall, and terrorized all the dudes with the teabags hangin' off their AARP baseball caps, like, "Hey, y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here!"

We owned the joint.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Totally Innocent, Not ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Woah-ho, yo! Me and my Black Panther homies have just been out cruisin' and just cold randomly votin' all over da muh-fuh! We ran into some old dudes, too, guys with teabags hangin' off dey AARP baseball caps, and I popped caps in their ass, one by one.
They all makin' me act the fool, up in here!
Boom! Gotcha!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Constantly Update... · 1 reply · +14 points

Numbers don't lie! Walker mozzarella give up!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Olympia Snowe Waited B... · 2 replies · +6 points

Ruth Buzzi Lookalike Contest winner!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh's Hot 35... · 0 replies · +36 points

His beard is irate!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Jerry Brown To Washing... · 4 replies · +9 points

Jerry probably banged Roy too, it's all a blur in Cali.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Jerry Brown To Washing... · 9 replies · +12 points

Nice alt-text, there, new girl. "Bluuuue... byyyyy-yooooo..."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 1 reply · +48 points

The same thing everyone's really thinking.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - CPAC Once Again Full o... · 0 replies · +15 points

"Your credit card will be discreetly charged as 'Seminar: The Fruits of Bible Study!'"