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Wonkette : Horrible Viral Video of The Day: Librul Stripperz 'N Gangbanger LOLZ

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:03:18 +0000

You are all insane people. That is the most entertaining campaign commercial I have ever seen. Rapping blacks, flat-ass white woman trying her best to shake it for them. I WANT MORE!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Has No Idea Who Paul Revere Was, Or What He Did

Fri, 3 Jun 2011 18:31:34 +0000

I hate her so much. The fact that there are millions of people who somehow can't see through her self-promoting lies and unfathomable stupidity makes me sad. Angry too but mostly sad.

Wonkette : FCC Lady Who Approved Comcast Deal Handed Nice Comcast Job

Thu, 12 May 2011 19:14:26 +0000

You're asking why people who make rules and regulations don't pass rules and regulations that would prohibit them from making shit-tons of cash? I think it has something to do with the shit-tons of cash they stand to make.

Wonkette : FCC Lady Who Approved Comcast Deal Handed Nice Comcast Job

Thu, 12 May 2011 19:12:00 +0000

Here in Chicago police don't have to leave their cushy day-jobs to join criminal gangs. Our cops are so awesome at being Cops they can be thieves (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/08/chicago-police-charged-wi_n_846528.html) or rapists (http://www.suntimes.com/5340648-417/two-chicago-cops-held-on-500000-bail-in-sexual-assault.html) while still beating up black people FOR THE LAW!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin, Conservative Media Angry At White House, Rapper

Tue, 10 May 2011 20:19:31 +0000

Whatup BITCH? I'm Petey Wheatstraw and you don't stop, with the heidi heidi hoe. Hy hoe, or bye hoe, if you're lookin for a sucker (what are you?) I'm just another motherfucker pucker your lips, do flips like Mary Lou.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin, Conservative Media Angry At White House, Rapper

Tue, 10 May 2011 20:16:59 +0000

Not to downplay the stupidity of Sarah Palin but understanding how and why magnets work is some complex shit, at least understanding beyond the basics.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin, Conservative Media Angry At White House, Rapper

Tue, 10 May 2011 20:14:51 +0000

Yeah, Common's south side blackfolks from Chicago.

Wonkette : The First Time Republicans Debate Who Is Least Likely To Be President Liveblog

Fri, 6 May 2011 01:41:20 +0000

Does Cain only speak in bullet points? Your Pizza is 5 things; 1) delicious crust, 2) tangy tomato sauce, 3) a blend of cheeses, 4) spicy pepperoni and 5) crisp green peppers.

Wonkette : The First Time Republicans Debate Who Is Least Likely To Be President Liveblog

Fri, 6 May 2011 01:39:18 +0000

Here comes the racism.

Wonkette : The First Time Republicans Debate Who Is Least Likely To Be President Liveblog

Fri, 6 May 2011 01:16:13 +0000

Tim Pawlenty sounds like a Will Forte impersonation of Tim Pawlenty.

Wonkette : Japan Says It's Okay For Children To Be Exposed To Lots Of Radiation

Wed, 4 May 2011 19:12:34 +0000

I don't get it. Did you write Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Are you in an east coast ska band? Is that band called Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or some skaish play on the above, Attack of the Killer Skamatoes or some such?

Wonkette : Japan Says It's Okay For Children To Be Exposed To Lots Of Radiation

Wed, 4 May 2011 14:25:12 +0000

Radioactive fruits and vegetables, have these people never seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Also, ska still exists? You east coasters confuse me.

Wonkette : Chuck Norris Puts Out New Column; It Plagiarizes His Old Column

Tue, 3 May 2011 20:53:11 +0000

I guess Johnny Roundhouse never heard of Miguel Diaz.

Wonkette : Politicians Are Racist Against Blacks, Even 'Republican Blacks'

Mon, 2 May 2011 20:06:41 +0000

I know a lot of you are cool enough but sweet Jeebus white people suck.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Shouts 'F Word' Multiple Times In Las Vegas Speech

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:00:41 +0000

If that guy was any more presidential he'd shit Bald Eagle eggs.

Wonkette : Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:07:34 +0000

Guns are awful. Also, you are clearly a douche.

Wonkette : Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 02:32:19 +0000

I have never tried that particular kink but I can say with a high degree of certainty that it would not be my bag. Exploiting old whites, however, is exactly my bag. I do not sell them survival seeds, yet. I have made a good bit of cash on hand-crank radios, they are made in China, they don't work and are full of poison but I cross out China and write Ohio.

Wonkette : Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 02:02:40 +0000

Well obviously. Just think of all the license plates he could press w/ super strength and speed and such. To not hypocritically exploit him for the benefit of some faceless corporation and its shareholders would be to spit in the face of everything Superman stood for. Also, gold comes from stoopid white people. The poor ones sell me their parents jewelry then I melt it into TRUCKNUTZ or sell it to olds who are scared of the negro pres'dint.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury of Brand-New Birther Theories To Explain Eveything

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:40:38 +0000

Those aren't gilded they're solid fucking gold.

Wonkette : Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:35:16 +0000

America can't afford to take in every stray from every exploded planet. Krypton, Alderaan, Throneworld, who's next?