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516 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama Hugs Black Guy · 1 reply · +7 points

Breitbart.com is accusing someone else of selectively editing a video? Seriously?

592 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet the Values Voter ... · 0 replies · +11 points

If you were to put out a casting call for a generic-looking Senator, Mike Pence would be your archetype. White-haired white guy with no lips and a forgettable face that sort of screams "has gay secks at bus stops"

592 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Is Persecu... · 2 replies · +8 points


592 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Christine O'Donnell Ha... · 0 replies · +42 points

She's never going to get John Boehner's endorsement handing out suntan lotion.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +6 points

The Herbert Hoover of the energy crisis? What, was Biden trying to increase energy output and lower usage during a brownout? Because that seems like the smart thing to do.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Americans Are Still Ho... · 0 replies · +7 points

There wouldn't be all these judicial vacancies if Obama would just start nominating more John Robertses and less Elena Liberalesbians. Why that man continues to insist on not kowtowing to the legislative minority is really quite beyond me.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tom Tancredo Comforts ... · 0 replies · +18 points

I like to think that all the money I sent Obama was to help him pay his mortgage on the White House.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Full Report On Andre... · 0 replies · +35 points

I would also hate to be a liberal with no nuts or job. Thankfully, I am a liberal with three of each.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Primaries Give Birth T... · 2 replies · +2 points

Look up Great American Challenge.

Er, so I've heard.

593 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama Pens Anorexia Ch... · 1 reply · +31 points

Jeez, this is what, three whole books he's written, now? This is Amurrica, most of us will never read three books in our entire lives. What, does he think he's president of Ghey-Readingstan or something?