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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney: Ladies Underst... · 1 reply · +8 points

I wonder if the Mormon Bishopric(k) will ask Romney for a refund for all the money they've been funneling into his super PACs, when he inevitably loses.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney: Ladies Underst... · 0 replies · +25 points

I thought Mexicans were the ones that did that for Mitt's family. No wonder he's so popular among Latinos!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Google 'Spreading Sant... · 0 replies · +4 points

The fun irony is that most santorum comes from straights who don't know how to do anal sex correctly.

(And yep, I'm back).

12 years ago @ Wonkette - On the Ground At Barac... · 2 replies · +22 points

57! Hur hur hur he said there were 57 states once! Hur hur hur he's so stupid! Teleprompter! Jimmy Carter!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - UPDATE: South Carolina... · 1 reply · +35 points

I don't know about you all, but I'm proud to be an American again.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Americans Who Use U.S.... · 1 reply · +33 points

When the Koch brothers and their bought elected officials gut the social safety net, and all those teabaggers can't charge their Hoverounds anymore, I'm just going to point and laugh at them until they start crying.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Says Farewe... · 0 replies · +28 points

They should send him to Arizona so his tears can extinguish the wildfire.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Hero Takes '... · 0 replies · +13 points

You rock.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Group... · 2 replies · +40 points

All Republicans are like this. There was this one person I went to college with who became the press secretary for David Rivera (a laughably corrupt first-term Congressman). She was caught whitewashing his Wikipedia entry, and didn't even bother to use an assumed name.

So yes, they're all scumbags. And stupid. The only reason they get away with it is because most Americans are dumb as dirt.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Ohio Fetal Heartbeat B... · 0 replies · +37 points

So fetuses have hearts. That's one thing Kasich and co. will never have.