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399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Didn't Li... · 0 replies · +3 points

Go home Peggy. You're drunk.

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Massachusetts Parents ... · 0 replies · +20 points

I work in a school, and I am bored to death with parents (not the majority - most parents are great) who have the attitude of "I am sending my messed up kid there and you just shut up and babysit, or I will sue." I'm actually surprised and impressed that a school district has the cajones to suggest to parents that maybe just maybe there's a chance they could help their kids understand that they might benefit from making a commitment to fewer Mountain Dews and more brisk walks.

419 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Humble Gent Mitt Romne... · 0 replies · +15 points

Somebody fill me in here. I just woke up in a pool of my own vomit. The last thing I remember I was playing a debate drinking game where I had to take a shot every time Mittford told a lie.

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh No Democrats It Is ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Romney did a great job unless you actually listened to what he was saying.

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox & Friends' Brian K... · 0 replies · +3 points

I am shocked! Shocked I tell you - that our negro president would imply that all races are not treated equally in this great country. Why, the government has done nothing but look after these people. Many a time I, myself, have allowed thirsty itenerant darkies to drink from my garden hose. But no more. Not with this ungrateful attitude.

449 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Lawmaker Woman... · 1 reply · +20 points

Personally I’d like to make a law that mandates a woman watch a severely sleep deprived single mom walking around in circles in her shabby apartment with a screaming newborn in the middle of the night before that woman is allowed to have a "blessed event" If it’s not a life it shouldn’t matter, if it doesn’t harm a woman then she shouldn’t care, and don’t we want more transparency and education in the medical profession anyway? We demand it everywhere else. Until the abused and neglected unwanted child can tell me that she/he does not feel any pain — I have no intentions of clearing the conscience of the living – I will be voting SHUT UP OLD WHITE MAN AND KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY.

451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Programming Note: Rule... · 2 replies · +6 points

Yes, like that!

451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Programming Note: Rule... · 11 replies · +10 points

Right on. The blog is great and trying to get greater, but the comments are getting horribly hostile, boring, and sad. And worse, not funny. This esteemed blog (bring up the sappy violins) deserves better.

492 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama Slowly ... · 0 replies · +14 points

His name is "O" Bama. Duh.

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - World's Most Unfortuna... · 3 replies · +15 points

It has to start with Tr and be something found in the Palins' yard so Truck if it's a boy and Trash if it's a girl. I can hardly wait.