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Wonkette : RNC Pretty Sure New AP History Test Is Racist Against America

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:59:36 +0000

As Professors King and Gill taught us - "They weren't the ones to get it in the neck."

Wonkette : Video That Had Nothing To Do With Benghazi Motivated Benghazi, Says Guy Who Led Attack In Benghazi

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 20:12:24 +0000

So THATS who has been listening all night to Mohammed's radio.

Wonkette : Dems Chosen For Benghazi Committee May Make The Clown Show Worth Watching After All

Wed, 21 May 2014 21:39:25 +0000

If only there were someone in Congress who was good at taking cars ( especially clown cars) that didn't belong to him. Wouldn't THAT be something!

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer Has Exciting Theory: Constitution Only Allows Laws God Would Approve Of

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:45:50 +0000

Even if they are adorable?

Wonkette : Canadian Doctor Tells Sen. Richard Burr To GTFO About Single-Payer Healthcare. But Politely, In Cana

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 18:15:42 +0000

If you remember, Burr was the legislator who, when being told of the impending financial meltdown, called his wife back in North Carolina and told her to extract as much money as she could from the nearest ATM and when she was finished, find the next ATM. A real Profile in Courage. http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/lo...

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Douches At CPAC, Day One

Fri, 7 Mar 2014 16:56:24 +0000

I'm just spitballin' here, but yeah.

Wonkette : Ben Shapiro's Website Thinks Ben Shapiro Would Be Best, Most Smartest Replacement For Piers Morgan

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 18:05:23 +0000

I heard Peggy Noonan was mentioned. Or might get mentioned. I'm not sure.

Wonkette : South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley Will Have None Of Your Dirty American Automakers Or Their Filthy Fil

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 17:57:48 +0000

An old Bene Gesserit phrase.

Wonkette : Wall Street Journal Loves Poor People So Much It Wants To Make More Of Them

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 16:57:26 +0000

I'm still worried about the phrase "Reasonable comfort and dignity. " I don't think it means the same thing to the poor as the author.

Wonkette : Here Is Your Birther Slap Fight, Starring Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Minions And Super-Heroine Orly Taitz

Tue, 4 Feb 2014 16:33:55 +0000

Wow. Someone better tell Biden to put some pants on and comb his hair. He might have an inauguratin' to go to!

Wonkette : Ezra Klein Didn't Get Ten Million Dollars From Washington Post, Taking His Wonkblog And Going Home

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 19:50:57 +0000

Morrissey? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqxRXGUK5c

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Outraged Barack Obama Invited That Fake Sign Language Guy To Mandela's Memorial

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 22:24:24 +0000

The man with the football was my favorite part. I was hoping it was Larry Csonka.

Wonkette : In North Carolina, Home Schools Can Get Taxpayers' Hard-Earned Tax Dollars For Jesus

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 15:32:24 +0000

They still are and are ramping up the crazy. Why Art Pope wants to catch and surpass them I'll never know. The fact Art Pope is invested in for-profit schools makes one think, though...

Wonkette : Rep. Louie Gohmert Still Yammering About Christian Countries Or Whatever

Fri, 6 Dec 2013 18:42:21 +0000

I feel bad for all the poverty stricken nations like Saudi Arabia and Qatar that don't know Jesus.

Wonkette : Is New Pope Sneaking Out At Night To Do Undercover Poping? You Bet Your Sweet Chasuble He Is

Wed, 4 Dec 2013 00:52:08 +0000

I'd like to see more Celestine V, but that didn't turn out so well...

Wonkette : What Is The Second Amendment Coming To When North Dakota Nazi Guy Can't Even Terrorize His Neighbors

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:55:48 +0000

Exactly. In their heart of hearts this is what they think Thomas Jefferson wanted the US to look like in 200+ years.

Wonkette : Texas Lt Gov Candidate Rejects Secession. Instead, Let's Kick Out All The Liberal States.

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:30:24 +0000

Strangely enough, this is the Tea Partiers attitude towards the GOP.

Wonkette : Arnold Schwarzenegger Seeks Permission To Outsource White House To Foreigners

Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:13:10 +0000

Falco?

Wonkette : Nice Time: Falsely Convicted Man Uses Settlement For Scholarship To Make More Bleeding Heart Defense

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 22:24:57 +0000

They don't care for them, but SOMEONE has to get football players out of trouble with the NCAA.

Wonkette : If This South Carolina Rep. Doesn't Pay His Bills, Why Should The U.S. Government?

Wed, 9 Oct 2013 20:29:00 +0000

Hey! Let's go get sushi and not pay (taxes)!