gdp's Comments

Breitbart.com : NJ gov. takes state helicopter to son\'s ballgame

Thu, 2 Jun 2011 04:48:13 +0000

Hey, it's a lot quicker and cheaper then widening all the overpasses and shoring up the bridges between point A and point B, right?

Breitbart.tv : Rush on Newt's Criticism of Ryan Plan: 'It's Mind-Boggling'

Tue, 17 May 2011 04:51:34 +0000

He does have his own gravity, though. I'm pretty sure I saw a weather satellite circling him once.

Breitbart.tv : Rush on Newt's Criticism of Ryan Plan: 'It's Mind-Boggling'

Tue, 17 May 2011 04:48:47 +0000

That's a nice sentiment, but it's the sixth exclamation point that really sells it.

Breitbart.tv : Nude Statue Of David Upsets Neighbors

Tue, 17 May 2011 03:10:11 +0000

Wow, that makes no sense. They were offended because of racism? And you guarantee they listen to rap because they're black? Not all black people like rap. Maybe one of them prefers classic rock. Hell, maybe she prefers opera. And what in the world does any of that have to do with the story in question anyway? But nope, no racism here. The fact that you ALLCAPS some disjointed nonsense about lawn jockeys at the first sign of melanin proves that I'm the hate monger. That makes perfect sense. (Oh, and that's the best you could come up with to mock my nym? Weeeeeeaksause.)

Breitbart.tv : Matthew Perry Going Back to Rehab

Tue, 17 May 2011 01:41:29 +0000

No. See, the idea is to decrease his desire to get wasted.

Breitbart.tv : Matthew Perry Going Back to Rehab

Tue, 17 May 2011 01:39:49 +0000

Saxby Chambliss, anyone?

Breitbart.tv : Nude Statue Of David Upsets Neighbors

Tue, 17 May 2011 01:28:10 +0000

I'd just like to point out for the record that ArchonPrime is certainly not a racist. Nope, not one bit. It's perfectly natural to scream about lawn jockeys and rap music unprompted when you see a black face. Not bigoted at all.

Breitbart.tv : Retired Ohio Auto Worker Convicted Over Nazi Camp Deaths

Thu, 12 May 2011 17:33:55 +0000

Actually, Hitler outlawed trade unions. But hey, whatev. (p.s. I like your personal description. Very meta.)

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:42:33 +0000

But he got him back by keying Airforce One. That'll teach Obama to give the valet a cheapskate tip.

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:32:51 +0000

Silly Barry! Everyone knows the CIA has the good stuff.

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:29:00 +0000

Hey now. It's not like he's a Navy general.

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:27:38 +0000

Shhhh! Everyone's having a grand old time coming up with conspiracy theories. Don't spoil their fun with facts.

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:24:35 +0000

Outside the record? What, if he'd made a passing verbal comment it would have been recorded by the stenographer that follows him around 24/7?

Breitbart.tv : Video Catches Obama Passing Secret Note to Air Force General

Sat, 7 May 2011 23:21:42 +0000

Wait, was that a gay sex joke?

Breitbart.tv : White House Downplays Interrogation Techniques in Bin Laden Mission

Tue, 3 May 2011 21:50:06 +0000

You're right, thinking about the potential repercussions of inserting a military force into a sovereign nation without telling them about it is stupid! He should have just made the decision straight from the gut, on the spur of the moment, like a real man.

Breitbart.tv : White House Downplays Interrogation Techniques in Bin Laden Mission

Tue, 3 May 2011 21:42:19 +0000

Could it be that waterboarding WORKS! No. According to Donald Rumsfeld, the key information was obtained through standard interrogation techniques. Sorry.

Breitbart.tv : Obama Calls For Unity in Comments at Bi-Partisan Congressional Dinner

Tue, 3 May 2011 21:33:25 +0000

There is a difference between thinking that capitalism is evil and thinking that capitalism isn't infallible.

Breitbart.tv : Obama Calls For Unity in Comments at Bi-Partisan Congressional Dinner

Tue, 3 May 2011 21:32:06 +0000

That was actually pretty funny. Good one.

Breitbart.tv : Trump: People Are 'Tired of Politically Correct Stuff'

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 16:47:29 +0000

I'm pretty sure that you have to have principles before you can compromise them.

Breitbart.tv : '30 Rock' Actor Tracy Morgan Proclaims on National Television: Sarah Palin is 'Good Masturbation Mat

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:21:00 +0000

Yes, yes, we know you can't go three minutes without thinking about gay sex. Which is fine, just keep it to yourself, ok?