en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2234544 Comments by GhostBuggy http://wonkette.com/575549/ben-carson-will-not-have-you-slurring-the-gop-as-anti-science-sir#IDComment949257680 Of course Ben Carson doesn't want You Libs to talk about how the GOP is anti-science! That's Rand Paul's job! Mon, 9 Feb 2015 20:12:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575549/ben-carson-will-not-have-you-slurring-the-gop-as-anti-science-sir#IDComment949257680 http://wonkette.com/575022/hero-science-man-matt-walsh-feminists-hate-women-because-slut-pills-kill#IDComment947904450 This sack of shit shows up so much in my Facebook feed because certain friends are way into him. It's maddening. Wonkit should take some that Fartknocker energy and redirect to refuting this asshole. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 21:57:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575022/hero-science-man-matt-walsh-feminists-hate-women-because-slut-pills-kill#IDComment947904450 http://wonkette.com/574536/michigan-teabagger-cites-magna-carta-eternal-rights-of-man-in-epic-fight-over-seating-chart#IDComment946344477 That, and because it's kidnapping 101 to not let the victim see your face if at all possible. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 20:39:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574536/michigan-teabagger-cites-magna-carta-eternal-rights-of-man-in-epic-fight-over-seating-chart#IDComment946344477 http://wonkette.com/574447/ca-dad-would-like-anti-vaxxers-to-stop-trying-to-kill-his-son#IDComment946317832 Jack Kirby libel! Fri, 30 Jan 2015 18:38:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574447/ca-dad-would-like-anti-vaxxers-to-stop-trying-to-kill-his-son#IDComment946317832 http://wonkette.com/574413/muslim-texans-singing-american-national-anthem-shouted-down-by-the-real-patriots#IDComment946043183 They arrived early and were promptly taken to Gitmo. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 22:05:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574413/muslim-texans-singing-american-national-anthem-shouted-down-by-the-real-patriots#IDComment946043183 http://wonkette.com/574247/fox-news-radio-host-jesus-wouldve-loved-the-american-sniper-killin-all-them-dirty-muslim-infidels#IDComment945998987 Terms such as "won" and "lost" cannot be meaningfully applied to our current international adventures. Well, except in the sense that we're all losing. Thu, 29 Jan 2015 18:37:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574247/fox-news-radio-host-jesus-wouldve-loved-the-american-sniper-killin-all-them-dirty-muslim-infidels#IDComment945998987 http://wonkette.com/573666/iowa-freedom-summit-to-gather-most-of-americas-rightwing-idiots-in-one-place#IDComment944172190 Riddler's not the one Bachmann should be worried about; Braniac's the guy swanning around in a pair of briefs. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 20:08:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573666/iowa-freedom-summit-to-gather-most-of-americas-rightwing-idiots-in-one-place#IDComment944172190 http://wonkette.com/573441/doctors-to-fox-host-vaccinate-your-kids-idiot#IDComment943807538 Dr. Manny Alvarez? More like Dr. Anchor Baby what jes' wants to kill us with vaccines to make room for more Messicans! Thu, 22 Jan 2015 18:45:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573441/doctors-to-fox-host-vaccinate-your-kids-idiot#IDComment943807538 http://wonkette.com/573141/scotus-getting-ready-to-bring-back-segregated-housing-but-not-in-a-racist-way#IDComment943456621 Good thing SCOTUS has already, through their ruling on voting rights, informed us that racism is solved and a thing of the past. Otherwise, I'd be worried! Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:56:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573141/scotus-getting-ready-to-bring-back-segregated-housing-but-not-in-a-racist-way#IDComment943456621 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943455629 The shining jar of jam on the hill. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:52:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943455629 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943452186 When she walked to school, it was butter-side-up BOTH ways! Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:39:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573250/joni-ernst-let-them-wear-bread-bags#IDComment943452186 http://wonkette.com/572844/fox-news-statements-no-longer-operative-osama-bin-laden-not-holed-up-in-buckingham-palace#IDComment942783944 I love it when Dearborn gets named as a stronghold of Sharia in America. Does Sharia law stipulate that some restaurant menus include Arabic alongside English? Because that's about the only noticeable difference. Mon, 19 Jan 2015 16:02:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572844/fox-news-statements-no-longer-operative-osama-bin-laden-not-holed-up-in-buckingham-palace#IDComment942783944 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937931694 Right? Just want some pot and a drink on the holiday, and it's a federal case. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 23:02:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571071/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus#IDComment937931694 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937930445 Lou Sarah's Urban Achievers? Mon, 5 Jan 2015 22:57:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937930445 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937929544 Layabouts and perverts! I'm going to the local police station to file stalking charges! He's obviously been looking in my window. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 22:54:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937929544 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937929297 What your cats left in the litter box is more an accomplishment that anything Palin's done. Mon, 5 Jan 2015 22:53:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571064/sarah-palin-was-someones-achiever-of-the-year-let-that-sink-in#IDComment937929297 http://wonkette.com/570498/the-2014-suckages-of-cnn-ranked#IDComment935961185 If you want to Dish about terrible cable providers, there are a few we could mention... Wed, 31 Dec 2014 15:59:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570498/the-2014-suckages-of-cnn-ranked#IDComment935961185 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment932995626 Likewise! I may not comment as much as I'd like, but I'm glad my fellow vile snark mobbers are here every day cracking wise so I don't kill myself at my Very Serious Journalist job. Wed, 24 Dec 2014 16:35:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570137/sarah-palin-literally-phones-it-in-to-foxs-all-american-christmas-special#IDComment932995626 http://wonkette.com/569974/cia-lady-was-worst-spy-ever-got-promoted-to-king-of-torture#IDComment932581685 Knock it off with the puns, or I'll call the Police. ETA: Beaten to the punch! I'll comment again tomorrow; it's a Brand New Day. Tue, 23 Dec 2014 16:44:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569974/cia-lady-was-worst-spy-ever-got-promoted-to-king-of-torture#IDComment932581685 http://wonkette.com/569893/fox-news-thinker-greg-gutfeld-stephen-colbert-would-be-nothing-without-us-and-our-fkups#IDComment932139180 Just popped in to say, Pay the Fuck Up, Hoft. Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:01:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569893/fox-news-thinker-greg-gutfeld-stephen-colbert-would-be-nothing-without-us-and-our-fkups#IDComment932139180