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Wonkette : Old Handsome Joe Biden Gets Instagram Account, Panties Melt Nationwide

Thu, 17 Apr 2014 06:57:14 +0000

Oh hellz yeah. http://instagram.com/p/m3z66SlwW4/#

Wonkette : Los Angeles Science Teacher Suspended After Students Design Doomsday Weapons

Thu, 17 Apr 2014 05:53:04 +0000

Not to mention *shrinkage*.

Wonkette : If You've Got Wendy Davis's Money, Honey, Willie Nelson Has The Time

Sat, 12 Apr 2014 02:46:44 +0000

You know, Wendy Davis was right here in MY TOWN last Wednesday!!!1! You know when I found out about it? Last. Fucking. Thursday! She spoke with a chosen few and one news guy was there. I can only think it was kept a big secret because I live in the middle of Rednekistan. I haz sooo much sad you guise!!!! : ( But Ben Stein's impending visit? Heard about that shit for weeks ahead of time.

Wonkette : Gun Fondler Larry Pratt Pretty Certain Teachers Helping Kids Stay Safe During School Shootings Are W

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 02:35:23 +0000

Wingnut platform: "Hobo beans in every pot, and a bullet in every face."

Wonkette : Internet Yells At Middlebrow Chain Eatery Chili's Until It Stops Selling Anti-Vaccine-Flavored Baby

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 00:57:36 +0000

Can we get the internet to yell at my neighbors about throwing beer cans in my yard & their late-night booming Norteño?

Wonkette : Wisconsin State Senator Will Totally Investigate This One Homeless Dude, For Voting

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 00:09:58 +0000

Poor Tiffy's in a tizzy!

Wonkette : What If Jennifer Rubin Starred In An Experimental Science Fiction Short Story From 1968?

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 23:45:27 +0000

Well, that put a damper on my appetite.

Wonkette : Mississippi School District Thinks Sex Is Like A Box Of Dirty Sticky Used-Up Chocolates

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 20:52:17 +0000

Or a Goo-Goo Cluster?

Wonkette : No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 19:26:44 +0000

Easy-peasy: 1. break graham cracker in half, top with squares of chocolate bar B. stab marshmallow with straightened coat hanger & hold over campfire until it's ablaze, blow out flames iii. Use other half of cracker to moosh blackened marshmallow onto be-choclated half 4. Treat burns

Wonkette : No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 17:53:53 +0000

That was frickin' awesome. *hat tip*

Wonkette : Allen West Explains How Crimea Made Obama Do The Fort Hood Shootings

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 17:30:17 +0000

Huh. That'll be about as entertaining as a box of hair.

Wonkette : Congresscritter Explains How It Is Real Real Hard To Scrape By On $174,000 Per Year

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 16:58:54 +0000

And granite countertops!!!!1!

Wonkette : Congresscritter Explains How It Is Real Real Hard To Scrape By On $174,000 Per Year

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 16:38:15 +0000

Duuude. I see you haven't been to our playpen for awhile, but it can be very dry here. And there's this thing? It's called sarcasm? It's totally gnarly! Many commenters at Yer Wonkette make use of it (or would, if comments were allowed) and many other Wonketteers recognize it as such! Don't be a Barney.

Wonkette : Ten Pounds Of Happy Nice Time In A Five Pound Bag

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 01:57:58 +0000

You can taste the rich, creamy rage and resentment in every bite!

Wonkette : George W. Bush Very Sad That His Privacy Was Invaded, Boo Hoo

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 23:33:22 +0000

Yeah, call the wahmbulance. On your mark... get set... go fuck yourself.

Wonkette : Supreme Court Decides Citizens United Part Two: The Dickening

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 21:22:04 +0000

$1776. Really? How fucking clever! Fuck McCutcheon & fuck the SCOTUS.

Wonkette : This Fake TV 'Church' Owns All The Money In The World, For Jesus

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 21:13:18 +0000

Deep and wide Deep and wide There's a grift That's flowing deep & wide ...sing it with me, kids!

Wonkette : Rick Perry Just Can't Get Enough Prison Rape

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 19:52:04 +0000

Texas, y'all. I just want you to know that Gov. Goodhair has got NO vested interest in the state's prison system. None. At. All. http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/09/rick-...

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Literally Scourges And Crucifies Paul Ryan For Not Hating Poors Hard Enough

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 18:00:00 +0000

Well, fuck. *sigh* I don't WANT to start drinking so early in the day... but I HAVE to.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Literally Scourges And Crucifies Paul Ryan For Not Hating Poors Hard Enough

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 17:52:09 +0000

I always take my glasses off so I can't hear as well.