GeorgiaPeachy

GeorgiaPeachy

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500 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Visit I... · 0 replies · +11 points

The Klondike Kardashian says she's heading for Israel, but not until she gets to meet Sitting Bull and Geronimo on her first stop.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Rumsfeld On Fac... · 0 replies · +2 points

Rumbo proves that no matter how old you get, you still want the pussy.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin 'Lou Sarah... · 0 replies · +5 points

Look for Snow Snooki.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Svelte Dreamboat Rush ... · 0 replies · +11 points

But lawdy lawdy, don't he look fine in a Wonder bra. That boy's got him a purty mouth.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Svelte Dreamboat Rush ... · 0 replies · +9 points

I assume you would want to sharpen it. I'll help.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Svelte Dreamboat Rush ... · 1 reply · +17 points

For Rush to get one of them wimmens without paying for it, she would probably have to weigh about 80-100 pounds more than Michelle. And even then, she'd ask him to pay for her pork rinds.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Focus On the Family Wo... · 0 replies · +7 points

R&B? Yes, JB does remind me of James Brown, certainly. Or at least he would if I were a whiter than white Bible thumper.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Justin Bieber Attacks ... · 0 replies · +3 points

He's the new William Shatner.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Clarence Thomas Now In... · 0 replies · +7 points

He doesn't ask questions because he's sleeping. With Ginny always screeching at him at home, he can't get any sleep there.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Clarence Thomas Now In... · 0 replies · +5 points

You just know he and Anita Hill are going to end up together.