GeoffPeterson

GeoffPeterson

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305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ann Coulter: Only Ann ... · 2 replies · +28 points

Meow!

But, srsly Ann, stop making sense and talking all reasonable-like. That's not what we expect from you, and anyway, reasonableness is our thing.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Teabaggers To Chase Or... · 0 replies · +9 points

Dude, OF COURSE New England is coming with us.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Teabaggers To Chase Or... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hatch is such a socialist, tofu-eating, gay sex-loving freak. How this fuckin' hippie stayed in office so long is beyond me. Marxist tools like this jerk disgust me. Hey, Orrin, why don't you take a permanent vacation to Commie-funland Cuba so you can have angry socialist buttsex with Fidel while he can still feel something?

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Teabaggers To Chase Or... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hatch is such a socialist, tofu-eating, gay sex-loving freak. How this fuckin' hippie stayed in office so long is beyond me. Marxist tools like this jerk disgust me. Hey, Orrin, why don't you take a permanent vacation to Commie-funland Cuba so you can have angry socialist buttsex with Fidel while he can still feel something?

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fill In The Blank: Joh... · 0 replies · +16 points

Perhaps we should just say, "McCain wants to bomb... everything!"

308 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Political World Someho... · 2 replies · +13 points

"Christian as the dickens" is an interesting phrase, since "dickens" in this context is a euphemism for the devil. So really, Santorum is as Christian as Satan, which I can fully believe.

On another note, glad to see you back, Jim!

336 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Russia Secretly Congra... · 1 reply · +9 points

Come on, people, this isn't rocket science. Clearly, Hussein Obama was born on April 8, 1951, in KENYA AFRICA, then quickly whisked away to HAWAII, where he was symbolically "BORN" in a Satanic ceremony, and then given a birth certificate dated August 4.

All this is common knowledge in Russia, because of socialism.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Some Lady In Alaska Ha... · 1 reply · +12 points

The Tea Party is made up of anarchists. That's the appropriate word for them.

339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain: First Ame... · 0 replies · +5 points

The Bible isn't about laws? Funny how right-wing Christianists love to quote the Laws of Moses (particularly Leviticus 18:22-23) when it comes to arguing why homosexuality is wrong.

339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Screw White Olds' Tea ... · 1 reply · +22 points

I never thought I would see the day when a tea party was more violent than a tequila party.