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9 years ago @ Wonkette - AZ Mandates High Schoo... · 0 replies · +5 points

What Zippy said. State-mandated tests have a long history of being used to sort certain students into greater/lesser categories and then moving the goalposts when the desired lesser population isn't sorted (Florida being a "great" example of this). Once Dreamers start passing it, expect the standards for passing to be raised. Once they still pass it, expect a new test to be designed.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Jerry Falwell's Libert... · 1 reply · +5 points

What does god need with a starship drone force?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Justice Department Get... · 0 replies · +86 points

I look forward to Boehner's efforts to pass legislation undoing the Patriot Act. Because I'd hate to see this turn out to be just another bout of grandstanding and electioneering.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sleep Easy, Tennessean... · 1 reply · +2 points

It's not a real Challenge to a Duel until there's a glove slap involved. Case closed, reinstate this man's access to his arsenal.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Adorable Child Brings ... · 0 replies · +26 points

“I believe in gun rights. It’s our constitutional right,” he said, adding the gun was real but “not loaded."

Sounds like the Heritage Foundation found their latest Noted Conservative Scholar.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Governor Natha... · 1 reply · +39 points

Right, because refusing to de-segregate a high school prom definitely doesn't play into the interests of the Democratic party in any way.

Keep up the good work, Gov. Shitmuffin.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitch McConnell's Crac... · 0 replies · +7 points

I mean, if they really wanted to derail her campaign, they could have just distributed free copies of Kiss the Girls. But maybe that's a little too close to socialism.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitch McConnell's Crac... · 3 replies · +11 points

Wait, I thought we moved on from BENGHAZI!!!!! to BEYONCE!!!! I can't keep up with all of these manufactured crises.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitch McConnell's Crac... · 1 reply · +45 points

This included her mental health. The meeting leader noted:

She’s clearly, this sounds extreme, but she is emotionally unbalanced.

Clearly, someone who experienced depression at some time is emotionally unbalanced, unlike a small cabal of men poring over the autobiography of someone and fapping over the possibility of publicly ridiculing that person's moment of depression.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Bill Wo... · 0 replies · +7 points

Gotta give the Tea Party constituents their bread and circuses.