gdp's Comments

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Ore. 5-year-old bitten by coyote: \'I only feeled his teeth\' | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Wea

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 00:57:27 +0000

"I only feeled his teef".... everyone should speak, Sadie!

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Sternwheeler backs into pirate ship at Ore. festival | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Spo

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 00:52:12 +0000

What a shipwreck! That pirate was steamed!

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Paper: Group sex for porn movie shot at L.A.\'s Coliseum | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports,

Thu, 31 May 2012 20:19:03 +0000

They musta had a Groupon... If you build it, they will come... I'm not a sports nut but do foul balls affect the players performance?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Kitsap County mulling ordinance to fence in \'bikini barista\' stands | Local & Regional | Seattle N

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:57:19 +0000

The only way it could be an any bigger would be if it was the Topless story... But no such luck.... :(

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Kitsap County mulling ordinance to fence in \'bikini barista\' stands | Local & Regional | Seattle N

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:55:58 +0000

Oooo...the baristas are causing quite a "stir". So they'll build the fences and the ones who voted for the fences will be the first ones looking for the knotholes..

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Starbucks to stop using \'crushed bug\' dye | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Brea

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:38:49 +0000

Yeah but won't drinking them ruin your vegan diet? It's liquid meat!

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Cops: McDonald\'s worker spit in tea | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:15:20 +0000

C'mon...let's give Marvin a break. He was just adding his own little artificial sweetner called "Phelmda". Is that a pickle on my burger or a chunk of hacked up Norovirus? I'm Lovin' it... :(

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Police: Man in women\'s bathroom was wearing bra, wig | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sp

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 19:58:40 +0000

This arrest totally screws up his plans to wear his shamrock green lacy Victoria's Secret bra and panty ensemble today... :(

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Poulsbo mom claims teacher slapped her 5-year old daughter | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weathe

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 21:47:46 +0000

heh heh...WIN!! :)

KOMO - Seattle, WA : APPA: Annual pet spending reaches all-time high | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 18:56:35 +0000

Here's a really expensive cat toy.... http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7988

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Developers flip out over Skillet Diner’s mobile app contest | Business | Capitol Hill News

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 18:50:23 +0000

Does that 365 free burgers come with a complimentary triple bypass?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Victim stabs suspect with screwdriver during assault | Crime | Georgetown News

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 18:39:35 +0000

Yea! That one attacker got totally screwed! The victim should be rewarded with a pack of Nicorette gum...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Poulsbo mom claims teacher slapped her 5-year old daughter | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weathe

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 18:33:56 +0000

The child is 5 years old, the teacher is not 5 years old. Nobody has the right to slap anybody. The teacher should know that. Who knows, the girl may have some disorder like hyperactivity which is beyond her control. Then again, the teacher may have slapperactivity and it is beyond her control....

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Obama supports student called a \'slut\' by Limbaugh | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 18:11:36 +0000

Zoom zoom...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Obama supports student called a \'slut\' by Limbaugh | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 00:54:47 +0000

Did I mention I have a really BIG truck too?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : 98-year-old woman faces gambling charge | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | K

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 00:52:52 +0000

If the pastries were not there at the game then they probably woudln't have been busted. Pastries are to cops as blood is to sharks.... You GO Gamblin' Grannies! :)

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Cops nab would-be burglar caught in door letterbox | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaki

Sat, 3 Mar 2012 00:45:25 +0000

That was definitely NOT the door to opportunity...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : USS Stennis returns after 7-month deployment | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Bre

Fri, 2 Mar 2012 23:16:23 +0000

Yep...and down goes your Reputation score there Dan...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Homecoming Marine wanted to show partner his love | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather, S

Fri, 2 Mar 2012 22:51:57 +0000

" Many scientific studies have proven the gay lifestyle, married or not will shorten the life span with this behavior." Ok...post...let's say, three separate scientific studies here that point towards shortened lifespan resulting directly from gay lifestyle. By your comment it leads me to believe that it also may cause the loss of massive amounts of brain cells..

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Homecoming Marine wanted to show partner his love | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather, S

Fri, 2 Mar 2012 22:37:23 +0000

Now THIS is the post war kiss photo of the 21st Century! It supercedes this 20th Century kiss of the Century photo for sure.. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_huaP4Sk-ARc/TCKlIf6MJyI... "You must remember this A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh The fundamental things apply As time goes by And when two lovers woo They still say, "I love you" On that you can rely No matter what the future brings As time goes by" ~ Louis Armstrong I'm comfortable in my own heterosexual masculinity and can totally accept this show of loving affection between two people...