en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2834639 Comments by Goonemeritus http://wonkette.com/575786/tennessee-continues-long-tradition-of-hurting-poors-totally-sucking#IDComment949729440 As an employed middle-aged white man of means I resent that I’m forced to pay for humiliation while the poor get this service provided by the State. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 14:53:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575786/tennessee-continues-long-tradition-of-hurting-poors-totally-sucking#IDComment949729440 http://wonkette.com/568351/morning-maddow-just-how-awful-is-clevelands-police-department-federal-takeover-awful-video#IDComment924709933 I have done the research, and apparently the only time law enforcement ever got it wrong was at Ruby Ridge. Other than that it's just "Good guys with guns stopping bad guys with or without guns" Fri, 5 Dec 2014 15:45:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568351/morning-maddow-just-how-awful-is-clevelands-police-department-federal-takeover-awful-video#IDComment924709933 http://wonkette.com/568285/phyllis-schlafly-knows-who-is-destroying-america-pregnant-women-with-jobs-duh#IDComment924695021 We never should have allowed those hand-wringers to talk us into replacing child laborers with chicks. Fri, 5 Dec 2014 15:04:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568285/phyllis-schlafly-knows-who-is-destroying-america-pregnant-women-with-jobs-duh#IDComment924695021 http://wonkette.com/568220/mean-judge-wont-dismiss-case-against-glenn-beck-for-calling-kid-a-terrorist#IDComment924259640 I long for the day when Glenn is no longer a “public figure”. Thu, 4 Dec 2014 17:49:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568220/mean-judge-wont-dismiss-case-against-glenn-beck-for-calling-kid-a-terrorist#IDComment924259640 http://wonkette.com/567599/ted-nugent-all-racist-about-ferguson-nation-back-to-normal#IDComment919178801 I would tell him to “shut-up and sing” but I hate when he does that too. Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:39:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567599/ted-nugent-all-racist-about-ferguson-nation-back-to-normal#IDComment919178801 http://wonkette.com/567613/donald-trump-so-mad-obama-ruined-america-for-black-people#IDComment919174589 TRUMP 2016!!!!!! Armageddon 2017 Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:31:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567613/donald-trump-so-mad-obama-ruined-america-for-black-people#IDComment919174589 http://wonkette.com/567584/darren-wilson-pretty-sure-mike-brown-had-mutant-supervillain-powers#IDComment919106800 I would describe Officer Wilson’s most severe injury as a “rug burn”. Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:22:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567584/darren-wilson-pretty-sure-mike-brown-had-mutant-supervillain-powers#IDComment919106800 http://wonkette.com/567551/thomas-jefferson-cosplay-will-not-save-your-job#IDComment919102821 The Kansas Supreme Court recently voted unanimously to disbar Hawver for what the court called “inexplicable incompetence.” I have lived long enough that I never find incompetence Inexplicable. My default explanation is that paint chips are pretty darn tasty . Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:14:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567551/thomas-jefferson-cosplay-will-not-save-your-job#IDComment919102821 http://wonkette.com/566626/begin-war-on-decadent-western-christmas-with-elizabeth-warren-mug-da#IDComment911875777 Targeting my licentious feelings is a shrewd marketing move. Fri, 14 Nov 2014 17:49:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566626/begin-war-on-decadent-western-christmas-with-elizabeth-warren-mug-da#IDComment911875777 http://wonkette.com/566611/secret-service-even-more-clusterfked-than-we-thought#IDComment911867977 You know who use to have a flair for security? Fri, 14 Nov 2014 17:30:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566611/secret-service-even-more-clusterfked-than-we-thought#IDComment911867977 http://wonkette.com/566601/morning-maddow-meet-the-lesbian-who-taught-obama-how-to-wreck-america-video#IDComment911818428 Statistically speaking shouldn’t at least one of them been a gym teacher back in the 70’s? Fri, 14 Nov 2014 15:35:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566601/morning-maddow-meet-the-lesbian-who-taught-obama-how-to-wreck-america-video#IDComment911818428 http://wonkette.com/565556/eat-figs-like-a-franciscan-for-poor-beheaded-st-nikola-tavelic#IDComment906388941 Like all right thinking men of Italian descent I insist on trying to cultivate fig trees. This despite the fact that I reside north of the permafrost line and the microscopic wasps necessary for pollination would need to be bought Greyhound tickets to get to my trees. The yearly ritual of laying the trees down in a slit trench and covering them cubic yards of insulating leaves has so far provided me with 3 edible figs. If you want to help me please think up a recipe for snow. Thu, 6 Nov 2014 18:44:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565556/eat-figs-like-a-franciscan-for-poor-beheaded-st-nikola-tavelic#IDComment906388941 http://wonkette.com/565693/eric-cantor-is-americas-saddest-republican#IDComment906381483 Hey we got rid of that guy, you bringing him up again is like forcing me to review images from my last colonoscopy. Thu, 6 Nov 2014 18:29:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565693/eric-cantor-is-americas-saddest-republican#IDComment906381483 http://wonkette.com/565673/last-months-jobless-claims-fall-to-14-year-low-thanks-republican-senate#IDComment906312531 Claims are only down because of all the Ebola deaths that Obama allowed in our Country. Thu, 6 Nov 2014 16:23:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565673/last-months-jobless-claims-fall-to-14-year-low-thanks-republican-senate#IDComment906312531 http://wonkette.com/565571/sarah-palin-pretty-sure-sarah-palin-to-thank-for-gop-midterm-tidal-wave#IDComment905543031 Distracting us with her family’s excessive Jeu de Vive during that drunken brawl, allowed those crazy Republican candidates time to sneak into the Senate. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 16:44:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565571/sarah-palin-pretty-sure-sarah-palin-to-thank-for-gop-midterm-tidal-wave#IDComment905543031 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885404933 Even if they let me drive 175 it would still take me to long to drive out of Texas for my taste. Mon, 6 Oct 2014 15:13:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885404933 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885404435 We don't have as many maple trees in Western NY as I would like but even in their absence it still looks pretty nice Mon, 6 Oct 2014 15:11:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885404435 http://wonkette.com/562527/alaska-congressman-don-young-confesses-murder#IDComment885403308 Was he ever near the Lindbergh baby? Babies have a proven disregard for personal space. Mon, 6 Oct 2014 15:08:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562527/alaska-congressman-don-young-confesses-murder#IDComment885403308 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885398765 A 200 to 300 mile road trip for a recreational abortion wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t in Texas. Mon, 6 Oct 2014 14:55:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885398765 http://wonkette.com/561429/hey-little-missy-theres-nothing-wrong-with-mass-republicans-outreach-to-the-gals#IDComment880429016 Anyone who thinks he has put trouble with the ladies behind him just doesn’t understand skirts, amirite fellas. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 19:57:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561429/hey-little-missy-theres-nothing-wrong-with-mass-republicans-outreach-to-the-gals#IDComment880429016