"I'm sure that alcohol was a contributing factor to all this," police Lt. Scott Elam said.
Wonder if there was a pre-nup?
Probably just a bad case of pink eye.
So you're the a*shole who made me late for work...
It's not so much the driver but the giant windmills and the clown on the 18th hole you gotta watch out for.
Ok, I totally read this as [A] German wins athlete of the week and I was like wtf?
Do you know how many lottery tickets you could buy with $100 million?
Probably broke into chruch to ask "you know who" why he was named Dakota.
"Prosser never the award."
Is this even a sentence?
Maybe, but you know what will never be outdated? Mustache rides!!