FoundingFondler

FoundingFondler

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497 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Votes To Require... · 0 replies · +6 points

Actually, these "centers" are where future cougars go to drink mimosas by the gallon and try to forget the assholes their married to.

497 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Christine O'Donnell's ... · 0 replies · 0 points

Porn makes this country great! 80 million dollar Haitian lesbo porn. Just let the free market work and STFU!

497 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'd Better Take Part... · 0 replies · +2 points

Strippers all across this great nation will be clamoring to find God as soon as they hear he's gonna "make it rain"!

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Loves 'H... · 1 reply · +8 points

Yes its true! Jesus died on the cross for our sins and to make sure we never made more than $5.50 an hr.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Remember To Send Your ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I know where I'm going..nothing says "give up the skins" like Dennis Kucinich!!

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Rumsfeld Sad Ab... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm sure those Arab govts. had a hard time making the "liberation" seem dangerous and chaotic. Especially after that Guy said "Cakewalk"

508 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Great Sighing Warmonge... · 0 replies · +1 points

Shit, his families probably calling the Koch bros right now trying to get his ass re-elected so they don't hafta spend time with his crusty ass!!