Flat_Earther

Flat_Earther

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410 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jan Brewer Is Your New... · 0 replies · +3 points

Is "Otis" getting cured from the Wild Turkey?

413 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Shady Charity, Milli... · 0 replies · +13 points

Government agencies involved so far: Defense, FBI, CIA and State. The IRS (Treasury) will be along shortly looking into the "charity". Justice will eventually make an appearance. The EPA may be needed to clean up this toxic mess.

414 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Victoria Jackson,... · 1 reply · +8 points

Come on, somebody has to take one for the team.

414 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Victoria Jackson,... · 0 replies · +7 points

Does she talk in that little girl voice? Rupert may like it.

414 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Terrifying Numbers-Wiz... · 0 replies · +7 points

I have calculated the probability of Nate calling to be less than 5%. On the other hand polling suggest a high probability of contact from Flat Earth if he had your number.

415 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kansas School Board Ca... · 0 replies · +6 points

I didn't know I was on the ballot in Kansas.

416 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elegant Lady Sarah Pal... · 0 replies · +11 points

I used to have relations with a black basketball player. What they say about, you know, the size, well that is true. Oh sweet Jesus it was true. How can I be prejudice if f'ed the one of them, although he was probably stealing from me.
Signed,

SP

p.s. Don’t tell Todd or any of those Southern racist that still send me money. And please don’t say anything to Faux News.

416 weeks ago @ Wonkette - October 24, 2012: The ... · 0 replies · +18 points

Where's my bayonet?

418 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, Sarah Palin ... · 2 replies · +10 points

Would you put a dollar on the stage if she was on the pole?

418 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, Sarah Palin ... · 0 replies · +17 points

Does she have to tell TSA about the ring, you know, down there...