en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/728802 Comments by Firecrotch McGee http://www.parcbench.com/2010/07/23/mel-gibson-text-messages-revealed/#IDComment88345212 OMGOSH I LOVE THIS PICTURE (that alone, worth it) Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:51:52 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2010/07/23/mel-gibson-text-messages-revealed/#IDComment88345212 http://www.parcbench.com/2010/07/21/sarah-not-showing-up-to-her-daughters-send-off/#IDComment87910521 fuck this, i stand w/sarah. its not bristol's fault she's naive (he's her first and only love/father of her son) but for real girl, 3 week engagement? he's just looking for another magazine cover - SUCCESS Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:38:14 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2010/07/21/sarah-not-showing-up-to-her-daughters-send-off/#IDComment87910521 http://www.parcbench.com/2010/01/02/pam-hes-gay-he-just-wants-to-cover-your-fake-boobies/#IDComment50086433 what i wanna know is, what's with the glove. MJ would be like 'eww, titties' Sat, 2 Jan 2010 17:27:16 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2010/01/02/pam-hes-gay-he-just-wants-to-cover-your-fake-boobies/#IDComment50086433 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/must-have-caviar-lets-hit-up-the-soup-kitchen/#IDComment49707902 it is wrong for people to starve in America where hamburgers are 60 cents and abortions are free. this is the greatest country on earth, i'm sure there's room for a debate over donation etiquette. but it's a rather inarguable point that 1,100 dollars for a one evening's side dish at a dinner for the poor is a tad ridiculous. we don't have the luxury to adhere to protocol in the strictest way possible with 16 thousand homeless children in New York City alone. Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:55:17 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/must-have-caviar-lets-hit-up-the-soup-kitchen/#IDComment49707902 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/must-have-caviar-lets-hit-up-the-soup-kitchen/#IDComment49654122 why wouldn't they sell the caviar? do you know how far $1,100 can go? how much goddamn rice it can buy!!? Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:18:25 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/must-have-caviar-lets-hit-up-the-soup-kitchen/#IDComment49654122 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/sorry-you-spent-20-years-in-jail-we-just-had-the-wrong-guy/#IDComment49653625 let's just skip to bush's fault. damn redneck trying to ruin my country. let's pray the south never rises again. Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:17:10 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/sorry-you-spent-20-years-in-jail-we-just-had-the-wrong-guy/#IDComment49653625 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/i-will-not-die-in-the-night-but-in-the-light-of-the-sun-with-the-ashes-of-this-world-in-my-lungs-video/#IDComment49652895 i really want to like hollywood undead, but i'm a little scared to listen to them in public. emo? are they? are they screamo? LABEL THEM, so i can move on. Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:15:42 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/i-will-not-die-in-the-night-but-in-the-light-of-the-sun-with-the-ashes-of-this-world-in-my-lungs-video/#IDComment49652895 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/peta-the-sims-3-most-animal-friendly-game-of-2009/#IDComment49650119 video tape that junk. make me some of that internet money! Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:08:54 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/30/peta-the-sims-3-most-animal-friendly-game-of-2009/#IDComment49650119 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/why-women-hate-women-who-love-twilight/#IDComment47310565 i take it back, i do hate you. (non-conformist THAT) Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:35:43 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/why-women-hate-women-who-love-twilight/#IDComment47310565 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/16/sen-lieberman-staffer-threatens-tea-party-organizers-video/#IDComment47310013 ROCK ON MY SEXY PATRIOT BEASTS! Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:30:27 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/16/sen-lieberman-staffer-threatens-tea-party-organizers-video/#IDComment47310013 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/why-women-hate-women-who-love-twilight/#IDComment47309401 twilight seriously blows. i tried to read the books after my sister became a legit card carrying twihard, but the technique is mediocre at best, and let's face it; we're just not in high school anymore. the movies are worse than the book however in that kristen stewart can hardly act, my sister assures me that while bella is odd she's not supposed to be an ambien-tard. what i would like to say however is that while i have taken part in many cock sizing love fests particularly of the 'what's the worst part of twilight' kind; i have never even considered the fans. i don't give a crap that you like vampires, or that you're so starved for affection that you need two men of different supernatural affiliations to fight for your image by proxy. i don't even mind harry potter freaks, although i do make fun of them. so yes, there is an anti-twilight movement, i suscribe. but no we don't give a flying blood sipping shit about the girls that want to eat people but in reality just eat their feelings instead. OH, AND TAYLOR LAUTNER IS FUCKING HOT! he needs to be legal, now. Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:23:24 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/why-women-hate-women-who-love-twilight/#IDComment47309401 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/an-inconvenient-quotation/#IDComment47260547 Sorry, Purple's already been claimed by the gay community. As well as the entire rainbow...I bet they don't really want brown. Since it's gross, and that's too close for comfort. Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:36:17 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/15/an-inconvenient-quotation/#IDComment47260547 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/12/the-republican-reaction/#IDComment47077698 what, no republicans? where the christians at, yo? Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:25:46 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/12/the-republican-reaction/#IDComment47077698 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/13/the-people-speak-matt-damon-rewrites-american-history/#IDComment47010728 "BEFORE THERE WAS MICHAEL MOORE"....phenomenal! the hair on the back of my ass just saluted the flag. Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:35:36 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/13/the-people-speak-matt-damon-rewrites-american-history/#IDComment47010728 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment47010471 which color? i'm kind of digging the blue...for obvious reasons. Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:32:17 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment47010471 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/13/mtv-the-city-let-the-socialite-secret-out-of-the-bag/#IDComment46965793 why are all the superficial hotties on mtv into mutilation? why can't the sincere borderline attractive men i meet on subway platforms be into blood letting and other sexy forms of torture? water boarding anyone? ...anyone? Sun, 13 Dec 2009 06:30:30 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/13/mtv-the-city-let-the-socialite-secret-out-of-the-bag/#IDComment46965793 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment46832455 ...my standards aren't low enough to 'go for it' with you. and thanks, yo momma taught me well ;) Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:33:12 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment46832455 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/what-ever-happened-to-hitler-video/#IDComment46817554 oo flaccid...continue Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:00:10 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/what-ever-happened-to-hitler-video/#IDComment46817554 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment46805373 lucky for us all this is a brilliantly constructed parody. for surely there is no judge left with enough common sense to get out of a paper bag. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:27:04 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/aclu-v-sesame-street-legal-brief/#IDComment46805373 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/10/al-gore-writes-a-poem/#IDComment46578959 ...bobble head tools. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:18:00 +0000 http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/10/al-gore-writes-a-poem/#IDComment46578959