Take glass and pour cognac in it.
Greg Gutfeld is in the team picture for world's most punchable face.
Chuck C Johnson vs James O'Keefe in a slapfight? Who you got?
1.75 oz Cognac
.75 oz Cointreau
.75 oz lemon juice (use measurement instead of "one lemon" is that a big lemon, a small lemon?)
1 tsp Simple Syrup
Shake with ice, pout into chilled cocktail glass or coupe. No ice.
When it comes to complex social issues, I always look to the words of a former assistant plumber with hobbies like domestic abuse and tax evasion.
The Hollywood Hotel? Why not simply meet on James sweet Boat 'o' Dildos?
And that little boy grew up to be Jack Bauer
I wish Erick's mom would have followed his twitter advice and spent more time at the wire hanger store.