FidoMcCokefiend

FidoMcCokefiend

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304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liquor Up Playgirl's E... · 0 replies · +3 points

The best god damned eggnog on earth. Takes 5 minutes.
http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/clyde-common-e...

304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Put Our Christmas Ball... · 1 reply · +5 points

Better recipe.

Take glass and pour cognac in it.
Drink.
The End

304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Thinker Greg ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Greg Gutfeld is in the team picture for world's most punchable face.

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chuck C. Johnson Decri... · 8 replies · +17 points

Chuck C Johnson vs James O'Keefe in a slapfight? Who you got?

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Now Drink This! Your C... · 3 replies · +7 points

1.75 oz Cognac
.75 oz Cointreau
.75 oz lemon juice (use measurement instead of "one lemon" is that a big lemon, a small lemon?)
1 tsp Simple Syrup

Shake with ice, pout into chilled cocktail glass or coupe. No ice.

334 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe The Plumber Is Hum... · 0 replies · +73 points

When it comes to complex social issues, I always look to the words of a former assistant plumber with hobbies like domestic abuse and tax evasion.

335 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Breitbart Expose... · 0 replies · +14 points

#bringouradamsappleback

335 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Are Not Going To B... · 0 replies · +8 points

The Hollywood Hotel? Why not simply meet on James sweet Boat 'o' Dildos?

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Prophet Expl... · 0 replies · +22 points

And that little boy grew up to be Jack Bauer

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Erick Erickson: People... · 0 replies · +17 points

I wish Erick's mom would have followed his twitter advice and spent more time at the wire hanger store.