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Wonkette : Sam Brownback Is Playing You With His Shiny Gleaming Anti-Gay Bullsh*t (Again)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 04:07:35 +0000

That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me <3

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:28:05 +0000

The passages also reference the unicorn as being a beast of great strength, so many scholars presume it was meant to be either a rhino, a cow, or some mythical hooved beast. Not that you'd put that kind of nuance past a creationist. These are the people who think behemoth was a dinosaur even though the Bible explicitly references the beast's giant swinging sack.

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:25:47 +0000

This thread is about to descend into udder madness.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:54:48 +0000

"This is MY SONG!! Let's go dancing, BITCHES!!"

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:51:45 +0000

Just found the gayest part of all about Jonathan: "Jon is currently involved as the director of cinematography for a number of short film projects, and also owns Jonathon Link Studios with his wife, Kristin." Excuse me while I pick myself off the floor. Fell off my stool cackling too hard.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:33:17 +0000

He sure is cruising for trouble.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:32:19 +0000

And pliable is negotiable.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:30:15 +0000

Anybody else totally getting a gay face vibe from Aaron and his Jonathan up there? The only reason we're not seeing them with two Midori sours in their hands and their shirts unbuttoned is that The Cockpit was kinda lame that night.

Wonkette : Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:25:46 +0000

Aaron's too deep up Jonathan's alley to notice.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:20:01 +0000

Lindsey's staffers keep a running tally of how many times a day he exclaims "Oh Fiddle-dee-dee!"

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:04:28 +0000

I am so stealing that line.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 15:03:36 +0000

Mercy, sir. Miss Lindsey has never even HEARD of such salacious acts! She is a lady of impeccable breeding, the kind who only orgasms from a vigorous handshake or a minority child coughing.

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:55:48 +0000

Great American Heroes who’ve never met a bomb they didn’t love or a war they wouldn’t send your kids to die in.

Jesus. Aim for the jugular why dontcha?

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:46:00 +0000

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:27:55 +0000

That poor, poor gerbil.

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:24:58 +0000

Their inability to accept new things will reveal just how much brain plasticity they've lost and will thus be the final clue that they are well and truly old. In the end what they fear is their own mortality. That or curiosity boners. One of the two.

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:20:28 +0000

Every time I see that url I think it says S-Fist, which brings up some pretty traumatic memories surfing the series of tubes late at night. Sometimes you get lost in an internet rabbit hole and can't find a way out... The horror...

Wonkette : Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 22:02:05 +0000

Matt Walsh makes enough money writing this nonsense that he could purchase an entire orgy of Real Dolls, and probably has.

Wonkette : Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 21:56:44 +0000

But what a way to go! Woof!

Wonkette : Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun Humpers Accidentally Recognize Gay Marriage

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 20:26:24 +0000

I don't know these things. I form most of my gay jokes based on what I see in the ads in between reruns of Drag Race and Roseanne.