Some of the Twitter suggestions for the new show are hysterical: "The Sorest Loser," "Law and Order: Perpetual Victims Unit," "Here Comes Honey Caribou-bou," "The Big Benghazi Theory"....
There is absolutely nothing funny to say about this.
A maiden is a virgin. I was saying that there probably weren't any virgins at that particular frolic. There was no suggestion that Harry is gay.
To be strictly accurate, he probably wasn't cavorting with any maidens. Nymphs, yes. Satyrs, yes. Maidens? Ehhhh...probably not too many hymens in evidence at that particular frolic.
I can see hooker from my house.
Oh, good, Rush. Now explain to me why MY health insurance has to pay for YOUR Viagra, you tedious gasbag. I've been subsidizing your erections ever since the stuff was invented.
This news explains Bristol's staged book signing in Dupont Circle last month while Mama G. was holding her screech fest at CPAC.
I keep expecting him to froth--ah, foam--at the mouth. Or at some aperture.
Memo to Newt: This is what happens when you borrow Sarah Palin's Tour to Nowhere Bus and put new shrink wrap on it.
Is this a trailer from the movie "The Perfect Shitstorm"?