FannyBurney

FannyBurney

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390 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stephen Colbert Lurves... · 0 replies · +31 points

Some of the Twitter suggestions for the new show are hysterical: "The Sorest Loser," "Law and Order: Perpetual Victims Unit," "Here Comes Honey Caribou-bou," "The Big Benghazi Theory"....

485 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Connecticut Supre... · 0 replies · +48 points

There is absolutely nothing funny to say about this.

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Prince Harry To Unshea... · 0 replies · +2 points

A maiden is a virgin. I was saying that there probably weren't any virgins at that particular frolic. There was no suggestion that Harry is gay.

489 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Prince Harry To Unshea... · 4 replies · +24 points

To be strictly accurate, he probably wasn't cavorting with any maidens. Nymphs, yes. Satyrs, yes. Maidens? Ehhhh...probably not too many hymens in evidence at that particular frolic.

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Picture Of S... · 0 replies · +6 points

I can see hooker from my house.

516 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Secret Liberal Rush Li... · 2 replies · +97 points

Oh, good, Rush. Now explain to me why MY health insurance has to pay for YOUR Viagra, you tedious gasbag. I've been subsidizing your erections ever since the stuff was invented.

516 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bristol Palin Has Some... · 0 replies · +6 points

This news explains Bristol's staged book signing in Dupont Circle last month while Mama G. was holding her screech fest at CPAC.

517 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Used To ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I keep expecting him to froth--ah, foam--at the mouth. Or at some aperture.

518 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gingrich Bus Breaks Do... · 0 replies · +15 points

Memo to Newt: This is what happens when you borrow Sarah Palin's Tour to Nowhere Bus and put new shrink wrap on it.

518 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Makes Ad Show... · 0 replies · +3 points

Is this a trailer from the movie "The Perfect Shitstorm"?