en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2739684 Comments by FakaktaSouth http://wonkette.com/575850/alabama-continues-to-reel-from-tyrannical-federal-gay-marriage-over-reach-around#IDComment949761607 Hey Fuckers - tis I from the great state of Bama - here to tell you, no shit, the war on this stupid is so close to over - and I mean for everybody, since we here below the Bible Belt, near the taint? are typically considered the lowest common denominator. As much as it pains Roy Moore, his cocktard son, and whatever that fat fuck's name is on the radio who said stuff- is it Bubba? It has to be Bubba - but anyway - no matter how hard they try, for the most part, and I mean MOST of the most part, people here really either like some gays doing whatever they want, or really could just not give a shit. We couldn't even pull together a decent prayer-slash-circle-jerk on the steps of the capitol for Christ's sake (literally, cause who would Alabama Jesus gay marry? Alabama Channing Tatum? Yes, he IS from here, you're welcome.) ANYwoo - much love and kiss my ass, we going rainbow weddin' in Dixie - and I could not be happier. Even though I personally would never get straight OR gay married again, unless that was the only way I could get laid. Peace. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:24:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575850/alabama-continues-to-reel-from-tyrannical-federal-gay-marriage-over-reach-around#IDComment949761607 http://wonkette.com/551375/a-childrens-treasury-of-gay-boys-twerking-at-dcs-capital-pride-parade#IDComment841612325 WOOOOO WEEE could this day get any more beautiful? Nice ass gay guy! Almost as nice as thinking about how pouty Cantor's Snidley-Whiplash-where'd-my-power-go-fuck-my-life-shriveled up rat face must look righttttt now...and now. and now. I JUST CAN'T STOP SMILING. Wed, 11 Jun 2014 17:10:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551375/a-childrens-treasury-of-gay-boys-twerking-at-dcs-capital-pride-parade#IDComment841612325 http://wonkette.com/534653/hey-ladies-scary-old-rupert-murdoch-is-about-to-be-single-again#IDComment753363723 I fixed it, I fixed it - and before I saw this post, or I'd have let you have your moment. But it took a while for anyone to get to it - that just goes to prove what I KNEW - no one read these things all the way through - except another writer of such. Smarty pants. Wed, 20 Nov 2013 15:59:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/534653/hey-ladies-scary-old-rupert-murdoch-is-about-to-be-single-again#IDComment753363723 http://wonkette.com/534278/rob-ford-neither-licked-nor-sucked-on-that-ladys-vengetable-rob-ford-says-in-best-press-conference-ever#IDComment750127870 Oh EQ, I AM easily impressed - but, tell me - how is this man not delightful? I'm so tired of racist moron fuckhead assholes and health insurance yammering I can't see straight, and here is this man, this beautiful beacon of neck-fat and crack smoke, leading us away from the actual awful of what's been going on around here, with tacky asides about eating pussy at the tail end of his press conferences. Fuck yeah, I like it. Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:41:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/534278/rob-ford-neither-licked-nor-sucked-on-that-ladys-vengetable-rob-ford-says-in-best-press-conference-ever#IDComment750127870 http://wonkette.com/534278/rob-ford-neither-licked-nor-sucked-on-that-ladys-vengetable-rob-ford-says-in-best-press-conference-ever#IDComment750115930 Holy fucking hell, am I the only one here in these comments who fucking LOVES this guy? Where is my wonkette?? HE FUCKING RULES, and everything he says makes me happy. I too want me one of them jerseys. Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:15:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/534278/rob-ford-neither-licked-nor-sucked-on-that-ladys-vengetable-rob-ford-says-in-best-press-conference-ever#IDComment750115930 http://wonkette.com/532862/rand-paul-endorses-butt-sex-banning-virginia-ag-ken-cuccinelli-for-gov-with-gattaca-wikipage-plagiarisms#IDComment741822155 Yes, that is EXACTLY IT, and also "buttsex with Ken Cuccinelli in Jerry Falwell's movie theater." And also Jude Law is HOTTTT. Tue, 29 Oct 2013 20:45:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/532862/rand-paul-endorses-butt-sex-banning-virginia-ag-ken-cuccinelli-for-gov-with-gattaca-wikipage-plagiarisms#IDComment741822155 http://wonkette.com/530525/sarah-palins-facebook-gop-so-mad-about-memorial-they-shut-down#IDComment729100397 I am riiight there with you girl - but I am still keeping my WW costume, juuuust in case... Thu, 3 Oct 2013 19:03:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/530525/sarah-palins-facebook-gop-so-mad-about-memorial-they-shut-down#IDComment729100397 http://wonkette.com/530525/sarah-palins-facebook-gop-so-mad-about-memorial-they-shut-down#IDComment729093126 Right? Please. Sarah Palin knows enough not to know that Hitler had anything to do with World War II, come now. Thu, 3 Oct 2013 18:40:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/530525/sarah-palins-facebook-gop-so-mad-about-memorial-they-shut-down#IDComment729093126 http://wonkette.com/530112/house-gop-does-not-stop-obamacare-again-but-will-probably-shut-down-the-government-pretty-good#IDComment727755218 Worse, baby, I'm in Alabama. Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:39:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/530112/house-gop-does-not-stop-obamacare-again-but-will-probably-shut-down-the-government-pretty-good#IDComment727755218 http://wonkette.com/530112/house-gop-does-not-stop-obamacare-again-but-will-probably-shut-down-the-government-pretty-good#IDComment727751707 Those 2 Americans at the ISS are in fact the ONLY thing NASA will do at all from Houston. At. All. And where I live down here, NASA is A HUGE EMPLOYER, like one of the biggest around. It is probably gonna be kinda suckass for some folks here for a bit I'm a'feared. Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:28:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/530112/house-gop-does-not-stop-obamacare-again-but-will-probably-shut-down-the-government-pretty-good#IDComment727751707 http://wonkette.com/529637/ted-cruz-has-fake-filibuster-to-create-b-roll-for-2016-campaign#IDComment725239074 So here's what - remember when a job washing dishes COULD help pay for college? The dumb ass state school I went to was 1100 a semester when I was there, and it is now more than 11 THOUSAND dollars a semester and that doesn't count lab fees, I am sure? And also, did he finish the whole Dr Suess book about being so fucking sure you don't like a thing you know nothing about until you try it and then realize you are wrong? Cause of how the guy fell out of the box, got run over by the train and the fox gave him rabies? And suddenly he learnt what Obamacare was and told everyone I DO! I DO! I do like not dying because I have no insurance? Metaphors are hard. Wed, 25 Sep 2013 12:02:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529637/ted-cruz-has-fake-filibuster-to-create-b-roll-for-2016-campaign#IDComment725239074 http://wonkette.com/529499/todays-totally-true-story-from-the-new-york-post-hillary-clinton-to-huma-its-weiner-or-me#IDComment724305480 Without a motherfucking doubt. I'm on it. Mon, 23 Sep 2013 16:26:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529499/todays-totally-true-story-from-the-new-york-post-hillary-clinton-to-huma-its-weiner-or-me#IDComment724305480 http://wonkette.com/529499/todays-totally-true-story-from-the-new-york-post-hillary-clinton-to-huma-its-weiner-or-me#IDComment724301140 On the best days, yes. I just couldn't figure out how to get some boobies in here, which kinda sucks. Mon, 23 Sep 2013 16:15:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529499/todays-totally-true-story-from-the-new-york-post-hillary-clinton-to-huma-its-weiner-or-me#IDComment724301140 http://wonkette.com/529173/forbes-randroid-columnist-tells-99-to-stop-whining-and-help-the-rich-already#IDComment722526727 EQ honey, you know I've got your back. And extra paint. And votes if we get in trouble. Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:16:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529173/forbes-randroid-columnist-tells-99-to-stop-whining-and-help-the-rich-already#IDComment722526727 http://wonkette.com/528940/sorry-right-wing-media-but-gun-snatching-bill-clinton-did-not-cause-dc-navy-yard-shooting#IDComment721909717 Because that's an editorial-admin thing, and I am NOT THE BOSS OF ANYTHING, including myself - I would let just about everything slide. So they are smart. Wed, 18 Sep 2013 13:32:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/528940/sorry-right-wing-media-but-gun-snatching-bill-clinton-did-not-cause-dc-navy-yard-shooting#IDComment721909717 http://wonkette.com/528940/sorry-right-wing-media-but-gun-snatching-bill-clinton-did-not-cause-dc-navy-yard-shooting#IDComment721904687 RIGHT?? Thank you. I was afraid no one would notice my clever word play. And we aren't allowed to say Big Ol Pussy Hound in the title. Wed, 18 Sep 2013 13:17:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/528940/sorry-right-wing-media-but-gun-snatching-bill-clinton-did-not-cause-dc-navy-yard-shooting#IDComment721904687 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713938487 HAHA THERE YOU ARE! Yay my friend who has actually taken pics with me AND gotten the fuck out - to head to that 'nother tequila shootin bar! boooojummmm!!! Wed, 4 Sep 2013 17:13:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713938487 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713927335 Fucking truth, girl. Why be sober on salads when one can be drunk and pervy? Ever? Wed, 4 Sep 2013 16:50:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713927335 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713925025 Something something George Herbert Walker Bush's ass, nom nom nom Wed, 4 Sep 2013 16:45:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713925025 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713923630 Just wait til the Boston Party hon, there will be pics galore...and it is hot as BALLS in Alabama today, what the hell else am I supposed to wear to type my very important musings of opines and such? Wed, 4 Sep 2013 16:42:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/527483/new-york-times-breaks-story-of-astonishing-new-trend-women-have-lunch-together-eat-salads-discuss-stuff#IDComment713923630