Yeah, if you believe torture works, then you must also believe that witches exist. After all, they confessed to have magical powers under torture or threat of torture.
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They weren't that great with the whole "staying a republic" thing. See: Bonaparte, the Bourbon Restoration, Bonaparte AGAIN.
When was it not a cult? People used to think the monarch could cure scrofula. At least the royals have stopped fondling people's diseased skin. In public, that is.
At high school, teachers can go hog wild with the gay indoctrination! Live fisting demonstrations in every classroom!
So what happens if a kid has gay parents? Is the teacher not allowed to acknowledge them? Does that mean that little Heather gets out of showing her report card to her moms?
People outside of blackspolitation movies seriously use the word "honky"?
Hmm, the creator of this "translated" shop into deceptions. I always thought the shop in that joke referred to actually shops, as if there were physical locations where people can purchase photoshoped images.
I don't think these people know that the mother is involved in the birth (see: anti-choicers)
Why didn't these conspirators keep Stanley from boarding the plane to Kenya in the first place?