Rosie_M_Banks

Rosie_M_Banks

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Desserts I Have Been H... · 1 reply · +23 points

Charlotte Royale!

(I know this because I am watching that episode right now.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every New England Nove... · 1 reply · +42 points

Tact, Like The Sun, Is Superfluous

9 years ago @ The Toast - Gears in the Skull: Th... · 0 replies · +7 points

Oh, my heart. This is so, so lovely.

I can still remember the jolt of suddenly knowing the answer, the race to press the buzzer, the warmth flooding through my whole body. Sometimes it felt like enough, even if it wasn't.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 1 reply · +38 points

Oh my goodness, this is amazing. I used to do so many of these when I was little, but somehow completely forgot about them until right this minute.

Everybody you know has an occupation that can be described in one word. Baker. Teacher. Farmer. Prince.

In fact, everything you know about the world can be described using suspiciously few characters.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Meat Processing Prof... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm so glad it worked out! :)

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Meat Processing Prof... · 2 replies · +26 points

Thank you, Meat Processing Professional; this is perfection.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Texts From The Dashwoods · 2 replies · +93 points

So, basically, for this modern age make the following corrections: for "trees" read "The Big Bang Theory" and for "ankle twisting" read "neck biting".

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup · 2 replies · +27 points

After Mallory's piece earlier this year about claiming airplane armrests as rightfully ours, I started a policy of Getting On The Bus Ahead Of A Man, in which I refuse to let men crowd their way onto the bus first. It's worked out great so far!

9 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 2 replies · +33 points

You have my sword, etc.

9 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 2 replies · +171 points

hello hello!

Also why am I not surprised that he continually refers to these women as "brides"?