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Wonkette : Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dredge Of Drips, Dreck, And Drudge

Sun, 23 Mar 2014 05:42:59 +0000

"Kiss, kiss Molly's lips" Kurt Cobain once sang, but instead of a girl named Molly, Cobain kissed the wrong and of a shotgun, and shot himself.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Wishes Manly Vladimir Putin Could Be Our President Instead

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 22:53:15 +0000

There's a South Park episode about this.

Wonkette : Rep. Paul Broun Uses Tax Dollars To Learn Him How To Talk More Not Stupid

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 00:43:49 +0000

I dunno, it's kinda a Turgeon for me.

Wonkette : Rep. Paul Broun Uses Tax Dollars To Learn Him How To Talk More Not Stupid

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:42:24 +0000

Like Broun, he's a real Leech.

Wonkette : Rep. Paul Broun Uses Tax Dollars To Learn Him How To Talk More Not Stupid

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:41:04 +0000

Sure, but the instructor was smoking hot, Broun got a blowie, he confessed, and it's all good. Money well spent.

Wonkette : Let Jim Garrow and Glenn Beck Crazysplain That Missing Malaysian Jet To You

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:23:37 +0000

IMPOSSIGAHZI!!1!

Wonkette : Let Jim Garrow and Glenn Beck Crazysplain That Missing Malaysian Jet To You

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:18:41 +0000

What if it was flown into ANOTHER PLANE? Then crashed.

Wonkette : Let Jim Garrow and Glenn Beck Crazysplain That Missing Malaysian Jet To You

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:17:49 +0000

The tempo?

Wonkette : Let Jim Garrow and Glenn Beck Crazysplain That Missing Malaysian Jet To You

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:17:02 +0000

Apparently he can't President. But this, this is easy.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Explains Where Obama Went Wrong (Hint: It Is 'Everywhere')

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:28:18 +0000

Hitler hated income inequality and environmentalism.

Wonkette : Airplane Passenger Is Very Sure That God Does Not Want A Woman To Fly Him Anywhere

Tue, 4 Mar 2014 23:49:42 +0000

Funny that he knew it was wrong and did it anyway. There's a word for that.

Wonkette : Airplane Passenger Is Very Sure That God Does Not Want A Woman To Fly Him Anywhere

Tue, 4 Mar 2014 23:48:14 +0000

Ladies, you can fly me anywhere. The destination on my ticket is cool but also anywhere you wanna go.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Despairs That Elites Are Simply Too Decadent These Days

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:20:12 +0000

And laps up the tears of Tanqueray.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Despairs That Elites Are Simply Too Decadent These Days

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:17:30 +0000

Don't you see? She is asking you, dear reader! And the answer is Fuck You, Peg.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Despairs That Elites Are Simply Too Decadent These Days

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:15:35 +0000

And the ones that got caught.

Wonkette : Nevada Congressional Candidate Won't 'Segregate' Gays By Protecting Them From Discrimination

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:08:30 +0000

If he claims to own Seer Stones I'm leaving this planet for good.

Wonkette : Nevada Congressional Candidate Won't 'Segregate' Gays By Protecting Them From Discrimination

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:06:39 +0000

That's all well and good but does he support my concealed handgun concealing a concealed handgun?

Wonkette : Texas 'Democrat' Thinks All You Domestic Violenced Fillies Need To Count Your Blessings And Not Your

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:33:49 +0000

Don't forget the Rapin'!

Wonkette : Texas 'Democrat' Thinks All You Domestic Violenced Fillies Need To Count Your Blessings And Not Your

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:32:30 +0000

Guilty! Wait, that's not what I meant, you're honor!

Wonkette : Texas 'Democrat' Thinks All You Domestic Violenced Fillies Need To Count Your Blessings And Not Your

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:31:15 +0000

His head is large enough to hypothetically hold a brain.