My apologies, good sir, for flying off the handle. Apparently the court-ordered therapy for post traumatic shoe theft disorder has not completely taken hold as of yet.

Perhaps when my good friend Glinda sees fit to write a post she will do so on a Friday. You must understand that there's just so much vodka out there for Auntie Elphaba to drink and she does her best to contain her tippling to a Friday evening. So your loyal and humble servant reads through the comments of a weekend and does her picking and choosing then.

Friday, eh?

The truth hurts, doesn't it?